In regards to Russell Brand, it's important to separate the art from the artist, but only so you get the opportunity to hate him twice.

I love that our nation, even in times of great strife, can still find it within ourselves to make the most wonderful dogshit you could ever think of.

Look at this beefy-ass lineup of comics on the next Mint on Card! Absolute murderers, the lot of em. If you're near Burbank, and you don't come to this, it's because you have bad breath. No cover. Lots of free shit. Crowd has good breath.

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Hey all, Dre here! As we mentioned on our recent Nerd! episode (Fantastic listen on The Lost Boys), we're going to leave this season up to

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Bars when you try to wash your hands with hot water in the bathroom.

Black Panther: We Don't Do That Here

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@democrats.org Please stop emailing me for money, you won

4pm Pacific, snitches! www.youtube.com/live/rDxMflY...

Just realized that, due to my unfortunate last name, there's a really good chance that, through a technicality, my name is in the Epstein Files

Hey, one of my best friends in the world (@startthemachine.bsky.social) came onto Jeff Has Cool Friends and while we were recording, Kickstarter named his project (the 90s retro horror-comedy paperback FEAR SHITS) a "Project We Love." That's so rad! Come listen! www.patreon.com/posts/174438...

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Today feels like A New Hope, so I'm opening a couple Costco Exclusive Star Wars Chrome boxes over on I Must Break You! Come join me at 4pm Pacific! www.youtube.com/live/Bq4vAKB...

Do you think Vivek Ramasway's forehead is going to go back to normal, now?

Check on the people in your hometown that do not read books. They are not doing ok tonight.

You guys think Bernie will text me tomorrow, too?

Now that Halloween is over, if I hear you playing a song that isn't about making out with Santa or kneeling at baby Christ, I'm going to break your arm.

Bugs Bunny getting lost while tunneling his way to the beach? Brilliant bit. A+

Election season is fun because every third email I get is like "Barack Obama MURDERED...on Stage Taking About Susan Collins" or "YOUR ACCOUNT WAS HACKED by Billionaires at the Polls"

This is going to have such an insanely high chud bodycount.

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"Flying cars are real!" 🚀 Elon Musk and Tesla showcase the new Roadster.

I feel you, Casual Friday Undertaker.

I made this

Fuck Halloween Marry Christmas Kill Thanksgiving

Two Release Day Rips in a row? Must be my birthday (observed) or something! Come hang at 4pm Pacific! www.youtube.com/live/vinKPOb...

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Don't get married in October and then get mad at me for dressing like a Dracula, A CHARACTER THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE IN FORMAL WEAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Hocus Pocus is Space Jam for white women

People who say "adulting" right before they have to call their parents for money.

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Shallow or not, I'm glad I'm on the political side that doesn't result in 60% of the women surgically morphing themselves into plastic ghouls that make sounds when they blink.

A video. Watch it.

A&G Release Day Rip over on the Jeff Has Cool Cards Channel! This is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE set, as it is truly insane. Come watch and see! 4pm Pacific! www.youtube.com/live/SFOA5dW...

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Have You ever wondered what exactly your grandparents are watching? Well now you don't have to! @thelogantrent.bsky.social and @stephenthelesser.bsky.social have sacrificed their sanity Just for you! And gang. It's not great

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Look at this lineup for Mint on Card on Friday! LOOK AT IT!

Jeff May@heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Friday, 10/9. Burbank. No cover charge whatsoever. No typos on this flyer whatsoever.