Jeff May

@heytherejeffro.bsky.social

It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix) Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit

My mom is visiting me in LA. This was her first time on a plane in the 2000's. She has invited no less than 6 people, 3 of whom are total strangers, to fly out to our tiny podunk town and visit. Pretty sure I'm going to start smoking before she leaves.

Oh, you don't want me to wish death and suffering upon people I disagree with politically? Bro, I wish death on people in TRAFFIC. You think I'm gonna pull back when I see a Corporate Nazi in the hospital? That's not how wishes work, and I'm not a genie. Grow up and get cool.

Mint on Card is tomorrow and I'm so excited. I use zero hyperbole when I say that I think we have the best show in the Valley: dominant lineup, venue is rad as hell, no cover charge, food truck outside, and free stuff given away all night. Burbank, don't be a fool, come hang!

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