lolicon shotacon siscon whats next? sawcon?

@mcuban.bsky.social hiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i have 10 dollars for FagBag research?

let's give a quick shoutout to JERKING! OFF!!!!!

we regret to inform you that the smoke shop has stopped carrying lighters because they encourage arson and cigarettes because children might buy them

acid: i FUCKING hate america we have nothing to be patriotic over. north korea on the other hand, shrooms: im gonna detransition and eat dirt. iwnbaw.

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

i wanna guve my sister a hickey FUCK

if i were little miss muffet i'd put the spider in my underwear

i'm literally sitting on a tuffet eating my curds and whey rn

NOT FANBOX NOOOOOOOOO

My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big

HARD kinks: rockplay boulderjobs mineral-in-geode erosion control

catsuit wet catsuit wet slime dribbles to the valley within my legs sopping wet catsuit

Hi, my name is John Pedialyte. Im a product used primarily by sick people. I seal my lid with military grade sealant that will survive the nuclear apocalypse. This makes sense.

sample my mk ultra pudding

going to a convenience store at 4am after a rave drenched in sweat makes u feel like a holy being

everything’s coming up snuffbait

taking unintentionally lewd pictures of myself while dressed up and sending them to women older than me to see if their self-control is stronger than their lust over my cute little body

Me: ahh the water at the beach is such a nice amenity Ad: get more beach and save with Beach+ subscription package tiers: Beach+ Classic - $9.99/mo • includes sand, water Beach+ Pro - $14.99/mo • all previous benefits • pool toys, bucket and spade Beach+ Advance $24.99/mo • Kalshi integration

do you think Jack Kerouac would be proud of me for using a page of On the Road to make a joint filter?

no one talks about the blue man group anymore. could this be because of woke?

one time i got so high that i started telling people i had magical powers because i thought it would come true

Degeneracy is a made up concept from people who loved empires

imagine if his name was chapstick kirk instead

[accidentally using chopsticks backwards] i think i might be a goddess or some shit

she’s sisterslop you only like her because she gives you sloppy sister kisses with tongue

accidentally ate the "forever chuuni weed gummy" apologies if i'm being cringe or edgy... psych >:)

regressing to a 13 year old “kill all men” tumblr dyke

alarmingly young-looking 19 year old tgirl who reads lolita and goes "omg she's just like me for real" x 38 year old cis lesbian chaser who reads lolita and goes "omg he's just like me for real"