White people think my one hitter is a crack pipe. And I'll agree if it gets them to leave me alone!!!
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The internet's completely manufactured backlash to coleslaw and candy corn ends today
did u know that if u look closely u will notice those arent the basilisk's real eyes #darksouls #gamerfact
On the blog we have the 14th of AAA4's fifteen essays up for public viewing - here's @croomfolk.bsky.social with an exhaustive history of 1993's wholly-manufactured "Night Trap" moral panic and its parallels to the Current Moment! www.bpgamesinc.com/culture-carn...
Edward Cullen the type of motherfucker to steal a catalytic converter
Obama voice: like zoinks I don't think we can Hope our way outta this one
Pro tip: if you don't pay your medical bills, they eventually end up going away to someone named Debt Collector. However, you can block him on your phone
My sisters verbal stimming is so strong that it causes sustained wind gusts of up to 110mph that can devastate homes and shoreline communities
you can has cheeseburger, yuuri from girls last tour
NEW: CWA union members have inflated a giant rat and deployed a wall of red flags representing laid off Xbox workers outside the Bethesda office in Rockville. The protest was timed to coincide with a visit from Xbox CEO Asha Sharma, who is apparently at the studio today.
the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham
I will be the world's first non racist poster with a K-ON avatar
I can always tell when someone fresh out the crib with their pants up or if they had to pull em down and back up during the day
Every time there's a solar eclipse they're like "you won't be able to see this again for 500 years" and then in six months they're like "there's a solar eclipse you won't be able to see this again for 500 years" and then in six months they're like "there's a solar eclipse you won't be able to see th
my birdbrain teto design :'D #art #digitalart #digitalillustration #illustration #vocaloid #vocaloidart #vocaloidteto #tetokasane #kasaneteto
i like how american kirby game ads in the late 90s/early 00's were like "THIS MOTHERFUCKER MAY BE PINK 🤢 BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE ☝ HE'S NOT GIRLY 🙅 HE'LL KILL YOUR ASS WITH NO REMORSE 💥"
Has anyone ever actually gotten a burger from dairy queen. Seems like forbidden territory
