Lyndzi
@lyndzi.bsky.social
Writer of "The Pegging Book" 📚, Knitter/ Yarn Dyer 🧶, Gay Pirate Lover 🏴☠️, Polyam ❤️, Burlesque Dancer 💃, Geek 🤓. Yarn shop= LadyPurl.etsy.com, Book= ThePeggingBook.com
My co-author @coopersbeckett.com of "The Pegging Book" and I will be doing a virtual class on the in and outs (lolz) of pegging in a couple weeks. If you'd like to learn and laugh about butt stuff, please join us on Zoom (Mon. 10/5, 7pm CDT). 🍑🍑🍑 forbiddentickets.com/events/the-t...
Forbidden Tickets | The Art of Pegging
Learn the ins and outs of strap-on play with authors of
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I went to a discussion group today about Neurodiversity and Polyamory, and it was 5 AuDHD guys and me (a neurotypical gal who seems to only date ND guys), and tho it was a great discussion overall, for about 20 minutes of the hour they talked about synthesizers... 😐
What Can You Do Shrug
ALT: What Can You Do Shrug
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The first wing of my experimental Rosy Maple Moth cardigan is knit! Going to make a second one (but mirrored) for the other wing. If I'm completely sick of it, I'll knit up a body, seam them, and make it into an awesome shawl. If not, I'll make 2 more and seam the tops to make a cardigan. 🩷🦋💛
Was talking about how hot dads from the 90s were (Bob Saget, Bill Pullman, Steve Guttenberg, etc), and my partner asked, "What makes a DILF?" I said, "They all had daughters and respected women. They treated their daughters and partners like human beings." Him: That is the most demisexual response.
If you were to create a knitting pattern for a LGBTQ fundraiser (think Melt the ICE hats) does the pattern have to be super simple? This is strictly for hypothetical/ fictional purposes, but I'm going to design the actual pattern either way. I wanted to make this, but it's a sweater, too complex? 🤔
Packing for the Midwest Retreat for Wayward Pirates be like: 🥰🏴☠️🍊☠️
A short guide on writing fanfic. This is from what I've learned over the past few years, and what would have helped me a ton when I started out 🥰 substack.com/@lyndzi/note...
Anatomy of a Fan-Fiction
A fan's guide to writing fic
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I keep seeing a viral Monarch butterfly cardigan and thinking 🤔 but what if... Stay tuned, I think I have the right math and I'm going to test a few things out this week to see how it knits up. 🦋
Just had a sexy friend let me know that The Pegging Book is at the chicago landmark Women & Children First Bookstore in Andersonville!
New chapter of "For A Good Time: Call" with the final piece of art by @ndkiwi.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/877444... Thanks for all the kudos and comments! I haven't written fic in a while because I've been busy with other projects, and it is so lovely to be back! ❤️😘
Stray calico kitten in my backyard 🥹. She needs a name. She seems too timid and shy to be a Calico Jack, tho that was my first thought. 🤔
Finished my #ProjectHailMary Grace cardigan. Just needs buttons (and for it to not be 90° out!). 🦊🌌🛰️👩🏻🚀🪨❤️
New chapter of my @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social "For a Good Time: Call" with more art by @ndkiwi.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/877444...
It’s officially #OFMDReverseBang time once again! My first art piece was chosen by the amazing @lyndzi.bsky.social and they have created the masterpiece that is ‘For A Good Time: Call’. (3 pieces total were created for it). 1st chapter up now! archiveofourown.org/works/877444...
Wanna see the face of a girl who just signed a publishing contract for her debut novel?! 🥳🥂🎉 👇🏻
No parent-child drop off this morning, so I finally get to wear my only-safe-for-work* shirt 😅 *I work at a sex toy store
A beta reader suggested I use "cock" too many times in my novel. I just checked, and I clocked in at 79 instances in a 64K novel. That's like a normal amount of cocks, right? 🤷🏻♀️🍆
This is actually the secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord
Hope you’re okay@vladaknowlton.bsky.social · 4mo agoHere’s a video of what the booing actually sounded like at Madison Square garden. #NBAfinals #Knicks
Super fun development: I've been working on a novel (queer romcom, ofc) for about 3 years, and decided (for many reasons) that I am going to self publish. So, I'm investing in this project left and right. Professional copy editors, multiple beta readers, and I get to the cover art phase, and... 1/2
Only slightly waterlogged from the downpour that just hit Pridefest 😅 I found cover in the Queraoke tent. Can't see rainbows without a little rain! 🌧️💦🌈🏳️🌈
I found this neat tool that lets you generate text and images just from your ideas. It's really good!
Finishing the audiobook for Project Hail Mary got me like:
Stephen Colbert: Cry Happy
ALT: Stephen Colbert: Cry Happy
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Registration for Midwest Pirate Camp in Burlington, Wisconsin, US is open through June 26, 2026. go to midwestpiratecamp.com to learn more and sign up!
Midwest Retreat for Wayward Pirates@midwestpiratecamp.bsky.social · 7mo agoDid you know Midewest Pirate Camp has a website? We've just updated it with 2026 info. Have a peek and reach out if you have any questions. Registration opens in early April! midwestpiratecamp.com