Poultrygeist

@mainmandarin.leftfield.city

Toon & Freelance Antagonist. Writer of Plotsburg Press. The coolest & best at everything. Likes slapstick, birds, and yelling. 🧡🦊 @aurapuffs.bsky.social (He/Him) 💪🏻🦆 https://linktr.ee/mainmandarin

I feel like I could be a relatively successful e-comedian if I wasn’t hamstringing my ability to build a cult of personality by constantly threatening to do Three Stooges attacks on those around me or saying things like “hey does anyone have the weed that turns you into a pooltoy cow”

ME: So I'd really like a group picture. I know 12 or 13 characters is a lot, but I really like your other work and I think your style would be perfect for this! HIERONYMUS BACH (WHOSE SOUL I TRAPPED IN MY CRYSTAL MATRIX AND HANDED A WACOM TABLET): may I please have another of these "Coking Colas"

Today was long and tedious and exhausting. Tomorrow will likely also be tedious and exhausting. But: I exist at the same snapshot of evolution as possums and I get to think gently holding them. So honestly it all evens out

Eric Bauza was a generational talent. Modern Looney Tunes really only found its footing with someone like that breathing fresh life into every one of those characters, and it's rare you see someone so clearly relish their work at every stage. Rest in peace. Thank you for what you did for toons. 💚

Wildwood was excellent!! A really fun take on YA fantasy, fantastic voice acting, and super useful confirmation that magic is real and that Laika is full of wizards because what do you MEAN that was STOP MOTION

Yes I SHOULD try to lose weight to be more comfortable in this body. But like, I’m not gonna be comfortable in ANY body that doesn’t have fur and a huge red nose and white gloves for hands and a smooth featureless crotch and a tail big enough to smuggle fine art inside. So yes, make it a large soda

I have an incredibly important meeting in eight hours that’s going to shape the next three months of my professional career but here I am, lying awake, thinking about all the Pokemon I want to kiss

🧠: hey have you ever properly reconciled how Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends giving the manifestations of childhood creativity their own agency and a continuing desire to be desired had a profound effect on you 🦆: … 🧠: oh are you too busy designing sidewalks for the city in your brain 🦆: SHUT UP

I’ve been at King Richard’s Faire for about 30 minutes. The stats are as follows: -Fursuit count: 2 -Ralsei count: 3 -Llamas I got to pet: 1 -Swords I’ve wanted to buy: 8 It’s really cool but dangerous. If anything happened to this crowd, Dropout would go out of business immediately