Will Weldon
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
A baddie with big mommy milkers. Host of the podcast I Hate Bill Maher.
I'm partial to telling people the original title of Welcome to the Dollhouse
Amy "Thunderjam" Chase@amythunderjam.bsky.social · 12h agoWe all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.
27 POINTS & COUNTING FOR ANGEL REESE 😮💨 She's the first player in Dream franchise history to record 25+ PTS and 10+ REB in a WNBA Finals game. ATL-GSV | USA Network | Peacock | #WNBASeason30 | #2026WNBAFinals
DOUBLE BYLINE on a NYT story about some redditors criticizing Larry David. That paper was way too much fucking money.
Thread. Please, PLEASE, if you support artists on Patreon, use the Patreon WEBSITE to manage your subs, *NEVER* the app.
reapersun@reapersun.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you pledge to my patreon through the ios app you will pay an additional 30% fee (Apple's fee, they keep all that!) AND your pledge is held by Apple for 75 days. So if you pledge to me in March maybe I will get that money for rent in June.
Man in the fashion subreddit getting eaten alive for complaining that the jeans he ordered were made with 100% cotton "instead of denim"
One Helluva Ride's Michael Douglas this week at Club Random!
HE NEVER FUCKING SAID HE WAS GOING TO GOVERN ANY OTHER WAY
Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 17h agoWhile Mamdani's rhetoric was typical Democratic Socialist stuff, his actual governance program has been pretty centrist and pragmatic—very much along the lines of prior NYC socialist mayors, such as Fiorello LaGuardian. Jonathan Chait makes the case; it stands up, I think.
Hey climate-concerned Los Angelenos, this is a clear signal that it’s time for new leadership.
Chevron makes its choice for L.A. mayor
The oil giant is spending $50,000 to reelect Karen Bass — and defeat progressive challenger Nithya Raman.
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What's crazy is she didn't apologize to El-Sayed, she just vaguely apologized for violating a social media policy
Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com · yesterdayNow why did CBS's chief legal correspondent think it would be fine to tweet some rank Islamophobia? www.theguardian.com/media/2026/o...
Barack Obama just delivered a blistering rebuke of Trump's actions against Ilhan Omar. This is worth reading in full.
In accordance with British Columbia law, ousted Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim will be arrested and fed to Ogopogo. He will not be missed.
Tried to make my wife laugh by dabbing on the baby after I finally got her back down to sleep after a Herculean team effort but she was already asleep and I've maybe never been so embarrassed in my life
i'm sorry but if your country was founded on incest i don't think you get to ban that one
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 4d agoThe British government is banning pornography that includes depictions of choking, incest & adults roleplaying as children. The ban goes into place from November 6th. (www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...)
What kind of parent sends their kid to school and doesn't wonder what's happened when they don't come home for multiple days
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoTrump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine?"
I'm weirdly invested in Cody Rhodes' acting career failing.
It's funny how you can almost always get your hospital bill reduced by asking billing "what's all this for?" but you only know that if you've been told to do it by someone else who did it, like you're getting your In n Out animal style
Eoin Higgins@eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 4d agoI'd suggest sneering "insane bullshit" at someone for feeling stressed out about having to handle hours on the phone over a half million dollar bill after dealing with a birth and NICU stay is why people can't stand you
So good to get fired from the job where your one task is to talk for not being able to talk
I think my ten month old has learned to sarcastically laugh.
I heard that Maher told the bartended he needed a margarita because he was nervous.
Mister Stephen A Smith sir this is no way to win the Democratic presidential primary
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 4d agoYou gotta love that this DC bar casually revealed that Stephen A. Smith and Bill Maher came in to grab drinks before heading to the White House to dine with Trump. www.instagram.com/p/Deifb_xjao...
What's funny about him bringing up Bill Maher is Maher has largely been neutral on El-Sayed because he believes he can govern as a centrist without progressives getting mad because he's not white (don't ask)
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoKid Rock on Fox & Friends: "It appears that El-Sayed is assimilated ... and I would like to make the point that there have been other people who have assimilated to this country. The Fort Hood shooter. Those extremists that became pilots and crashed into our World Trade Center."
@mayor.lacity.gov ??????????
Cerise Castle@cerisecastle.bsky.social · 4d agoIn LA, police and federal agents are shooting out the eyes of people protesting ICE. I detailed the accounts of 5 young men who lost their eyes after protesting for @capitalandmain.bsky.social capitalandmain.com/he-went-to-d...
This is a pogrom, no different than what the Cossacks did to Jewish communities in the Pale of Settlement.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 4d agoMasked Israeli settlers attacked Palestinian villagers on Friday, setting olive groves on fire and slinging rocks. Caught in the attack was Post photographer Heidi Levine. “They just kept kicking me and kicking me, like probably 50 times,” Levine said. https://wapo.st/4yt6dHY
Can't imagine partaking in a humiliation ritual as degrading as "writing up a Ziwe interview as if it is an entirely sincere affair"
