mr vance pls use ur people words to explain why this would be a bad thing thx

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2h ago

JD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "

We have LESS THAN 48 HOURS LEFT Go get your pledges in now!! We are fully funded so you WILL get your comics!!

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-09@zoewithasword.bsky.social · 4w ago

WE ARE LIVE Go back SINK YOUR TEETH IN #2! The next chapter in our sapphic vampire noir saga, with Corsica and Florence reunited and on the run from the deadliest Chicago has to offer. www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...

that's cool, i'm planning on having dinosaur chariot races. can your mom make us some pizza rolls?

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 3h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

i never got why they're called "drug deals." there's never a buy-one-get-one sale or any coupons for these kinds of transactions.

This is unironically what it's going to be like if even a single DSA backed candidate makes it into the Dem Primaries for 2028

we love to fuckin see it

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 5h ago

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

this is used to great effect in the new spider man

olive consumer@machete.gay · 11h ago

it helps that he looks like a handsome math teacher

uncommitted withheld their votes for specific and well-founded policy reasons ultimately revealed to have been morally and technically correct. stevens voters are going to withhold their votes out of spite and gutter racism

surely this couldn't be because folks are getting annoyed with windows and apple being continually packed full of bloatware and worthless ai, as well as the additional security linux can provide

internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️@esquiring.bsky.social · 9h ago

it is, at long last, the Year of Linux on the Desktop. www.techspot.com/news/113326-...

i never got why they're called "drug deals." there's never a buy-one-get-one sale or any coupons for these kinds of transactions.

spydur-mhäņ

If you say “God is in His Heaven, all is right with the World” your comphet is showing THE END

That side npc with no lore that hasn’t been relevant in years WILL fuck your oc crazy style. just saying.

spidah-mān

dawg we gotta beat predictive markets with sticks until they crawl back into the holes they came from

Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 12h ago

These betting markets sites are so socially corrosive. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

watching my girlfriend play the spider-man game and saying "getta loada dis palooka, tha duke o' paducah" whenever she's fighting a bad guy

We're doing a BONUS stream this week with @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social Im told 👀👀👀 Which is mega exciting (and we have exciting stuff to talk about) and next week Tues we'll be streaming @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social first ever Stardew Valley playing while we talk politics and work out.

Reminder‼️

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 13h ago

Reminder if you are not nonbinary do not say slurs

Reminder if you are not nonbinary do not say slurs

Well, I was going to start DoorDashing this week but my bike lost several spokes on its rear wheel and will need signficant work to get back on the road. I can't DoorDash to get this covered as this was my only available vehicle (ebike). Can you please help me get this covered? Thank you.

Bratty Bekka (Skunk) 🍁🏳️‍⚧️@brattybekka.myatproto.social · 15h ago

It's been more than 6 months since I've been evicted, and things have just not been getting much better. I keep trying to find ways to make money and events keep putting huge roadblocks in the way. I don't know how long it will be before I have any stability, anything helps. Thank you.

Perez Hilton live-streamed himself engaging in self-harm and clips of it are now circulating on social media.

Rav@rvbdrm.com · 7mo ago

Maybe turn off video autoplay today: Settings > Content and media > Autoplay videos and GIFs Toggle off.

current state of the US military, as observed by Ozzy Osbourne: GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSEESSSSSSS HORDES OF MEN WIRH UNWASHED ASSES

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 19h ago

Surely someone has studied our modern epidemic of conservative men with unwashed asses.

She’s not done yet, but I feel I owe you all an update. My first attempt at an alter using brushes, along with my usual Posca markers and microns. A little left to do, but it’s the hardest I have pushed myself in a while and I’m excited! Will post the finished piece (along with another alter) soon

Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ Has Menace and Ward 2@ratqueenem.bsky.social · 2d ago

Could a depressed person do THIS?! The initial sketch for a Sheoldred alter I am way too excited about. She’s much further along rn and i changed some things but, with all the shit going on in life, I had to share some joy. Will post the finished work soon 🖤 ps shark teeth are my weakness

And of course reposts help me out heaps 💙 I appreciate all the support you all do for me

REVY@catgirlfingies.quest · 13h ago

We playing Big Walk today with friendos Come hangout for a silly chill day twitch.tv/catgirlfingies & youtube.com/@catgirlfingies

current state of the US military, as observed by Ozzy Osbourne: GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSEESSSSSSS HORDES OF MEN WIRH UNWASHED ASSES

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 19h ago

Surely someone has studied our modern epidemic of conservative men with unwashed asses.

mengu being the last to commit to the decent social contract of posting daily thirst traps while summering in italy means he's my sole vote for this year's HOF

holy shit it's kenny if he was tranq'd out

Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 18h ago

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

Fleem has procured a Moog

i made a silly little chicago apartment builder game (looks best on desktop) chicago-apartment-builder.vercel.app