Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area
@ivyartemisia.bsky.social
earth angel. professional hot girl. San Francisco//Bay Area based provider https://allmylinks.com/ivyartemisia
Life hack: if you are having a stressful day or not the best time you can listen to Bleed American (2001) by Jimmy Eat World and everything will feel at least like 50% lighter for a minute.
Jimmу Еаt Wоrld Вlееd Аmеricаn (Full Album)
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Underboob doesn't get enough love. One of the most underrated body features out there. Shoutout to underboob.
In the five years I have existed as Ivy, my screening and deposit requirements for new clients have remained unchanged. They're not changing anytime soon. My safety and security come first. Hope this helps!
I've been mostly-off-grid the past week. My inbox is very full. I will be slowly responding to each and every one of you over the course of the next few days 🐌
fyi (if you book me) you can totally see everything...
Cute date idea alert! Tinashe is one of my favorite artists. I've been dying to see her live. pitchfork.com/story/tinash...
fyi (if you book me) you can totally see everything...
Okay I really need everyone to go see this one. I'd even go see it again. Truly a masterpiece in many regards.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area@ivyartemisia.bsky.social · last mo.Locked and loaded: I got tickets to see You Can See Everything when it comes out next week. Very excited for this one tbh.
Dressing like a whore at the gym but plot twist: I'm actually wearing one of the many big baggy band tees that my boyfriends bought for me.
I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the stigma that clients also face by seeing us. I just came off a civie reddit board and the stigma about some woman's friend using massage services was so loud and as always, very uninformed. People are quick to be judgmental. Fuck'em. We appreciate you.
To the tune of "touch grass," some of you need to touch flesh. A real person. It's good for you.
I am so obsessed with this perfume, I stop by the perfume shop to smell it fairly often. Thank you!!! Avidly awaiting our date 🌱
Very rude that the Tr*st character limit won't let me use this as my tagline
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area@ivyartemisia.bsky.social · last mo.I'm engaging with you as a human being.
I try to always have a good mix of <$100 items on my wishlist for those who want to treat me or show a kind gesture, but don't want to break the bank. I updated my Marigold and added several lower ticket items that are priceless in my mind 🌸 marigoldgift.com/ivyartemisia...
Marigold - Ivy's Wishlist
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Have to admit that I did not realize there was a movie out by the name of Digger and thought people were talking about the True Levellers, members of the agrarian socialist Digger movement circa 1649.
Woke up with a terrible headache, please send forehead kisses.
I'm engaging with you as a human being.
Locked and loaded: I got tickets to see You Can See Everything when it comes out next week. Very excited for this one tbh.
My laptop bit the dust today, so please excuse the typos in my emails and other communications in the meantime! I much prefer typing on an actual keyboard.
One of my favorite parts about going on a road trip is stopping at all the little antique stores and fruit stands! Especially when I've got time to spare. Life can be so fun and sweet when you're not in a hurry 🌱
I figured out how the scammer is getting my client's numbers. They're going through my PD reviews & going to clients profiles where they have their phone number publicly available. If you use PD, I would recommend removing your phone number if it's on there.
✨WOLFIE WANDERS🐺✨@wolfiewanders.bsky.social · last mo.SCAMMER ALERT: Please be aware that there is someone impersonating me pretending to have financial emergencies in order to get you to send money. If you receive a message from me & it's a number that you don't recognize, you can email me to confirm it's me. Currently my only number is 626-884-9653.
Had so much fun at Folsom yesterday! Spending the next few days recovering, then I'll be heading out on a little trip. I'll be back in the Bay Area and available for bookings beginning October 11th. In the meantime, feel free to shoot me an email to get on my schedule ✨️
Had such a cute date this week- dinner and a show! It's always so nice to spend some quality time between our busy schedules. 💕 Not pictured: the most delicious wine he brought back from Portugal for me 🍷
Reminder that @ivyartemisia.bsky.social and I are always available for duos 😈
Mistress Valencia@mistresstsvalencia.bsky.social · 2y agoI have something to show you, dear wanderer. But first we have to find somewhere... more private. ✨️
