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And over at @diginomica , colleague Jon Reed and I just launched the satirical 2025 Un-predictions - that antidote to the laughable 'predictions' flooding everyone's news feeds. It's our yearly gift to the enterprise tech world. If we missed one, let us know..... diginomica.com/2025-enterpr...

The 2025 enterprise software un-predictions

The tech soothsayers, prognosticators, and hyper-scaling ninjas are at it again - but so are we. If you're eggnoged with vapid tech predictions, then let Jon and Brian serve your holiday revenge pipin...

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you just know it's going to be a rough travel day when you've already received four different flight delay emails and the numbers of Disney-bound kids in the lobby are growing exponentially. Great day for noise-cancelling headphones.

Cue Sheryl Crow’s “Leaving Las Vegas - just ran into @BrentLeary at the LAS airport. We’re bugging out after a massive combined @Oracle @NetSuite user conference. #ensw & a big #TYFYL to everyone

The cable remote for my office TV died and my viewing is limited to a single channel. I didn't know there were so many Perry Mason episodes.....

And the analyst briefing is filling up for ⁦@SageIntacct⁩ in Atlanta. No ⁦@holgermu⁩ but we do have the rare presence of ⁦@rwang0⁩

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Currently at the airport waiting for my delayed flight to board. And, contrary to one politician’s recent claim, no one has set up a tent during our almost one hour delay.

Here’s a 1st. @united just ordered all of us off the plane so they can install a “new air filter”. This will take 30 minutes. UA1687 . Wonder what other maintenance tasks they might be waiting until the last second to address?

Currently, @Zoho CEO speaking on values, privacy, etc. It’s actually a rare kind of talk as few enterprise tech CEOs are founders (They’re professional managers who can only speak to their private equity or institutional investors values). #zoholics2024

With a flight delay, I wonder: 1) why do the airport mechanics and baggage handlers wear the filthiest safety vests possible? Do they come that way? 2 ) did the kid who left their book bag at security ever get it back? 3) is it a law that only 1/2 of electric outlets can work?

A 1st for me, just checked into Harrah LV. They are charging me a’resort fee’ even tho’ the room doesn’t even have a closet. There’s an ironing board in the bathroom! Ah, isn’t this what a resort is all about? #epicfail