no one make any fast moves, they're touching THEYRE TOUCHING
frankenstonk's monster@stonkers.bsky.social · 11h agoas if they knew i was upset, these two decided todays the day they're going to be okay sleeping on the same bed together i'm healed
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frankenstonk's monster@stonkers.bsky.social · 11h agoas if they knew i was upset, these two decided todays the day they're going to be okay sleeping on the same bed together i'm healed
it's very funny (read: stupid) to frame manchester city dismantling a rival as defiance or overcoming adversity when their ability to win a lot with squads that were constructed illegally is kinda the whole point of the scandal
Hard to devise a better metaphor for the past decade and a half of Premier League football than Man City winning while playing with an extra man.
believe it more strongly than ever erase their titles, leave them blank then either expel them completely or slap them with a 60 point deduction each season for every year they cheated
frankenstonk's monster@stonkers.bsky.social · 4d agoyep. i don't think reassigning them to other clubs or players is needed, and i doubt those players or clubs would want it that way, but erase the titles, erase the achievement awards. leave 'em blank as a reminder of how unbelievably corrosive cheating is to sport
at this point, i hope city actually just go on to win the league at least that would be funny
Andrew Beasley@andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 13h agoAs disappointed as I am, this is probably the perfect result to sum up the sorry state of the Premier League as it stands. We’re watching a sham. The cheats still prosper.
As disappointed as I am, this is probably the perfect result to sum up the sorry state of the Premier League as it stands. We’re watching a sham. The cheats still prosper.
commentators straight up jerkin it over the beautiful build up to cherki’s goal, like yeah man, against a 10 man liverpool who should be 11, and with a team who would never have taken the pitch together but for world historic financial doping, of course they’re fucking good, put your dick away
yep. they’re gonna win the league this season and they shouldn’t even be fucking playing pure shitshow
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: local woman claims his paws are too much
oh yeah, we talkin’ about how much liverpool players cost? that’s so interesting! #ynwa
today's the day porch light learns that i shout a lot on sundays and sometimes saturdays and sometimes tuesdays and wednesdays
you'd have to say man city have put out a stronger eleven on paper. wonder how they managed to do that.
really disgusted by rebecca lowe’s description of “liverpool fans being held back by police!” as if they were pressing forward like a surging zombie horde. meanwhile the camera is flying overhead and the liverpool fans are clearly just standing there jeering, no one moving or being aggressive
watching the mothman prophecies (saw it in the theater and hated it, but don’t remember now, but it has great ratings?) and all i can think about is gage h’s mothman
frankenstonk's monster@stonkers.bsky.social · 2y agoReminds me of Gage H's dummy thicc cryptid stickers www.gagehdesigns.com/cryptothicco...
October 1: this fantastic reverse painted glass lantern that hangs in the general store
welcome to 31 days of haunted shenanigans at the museum, a thread! through october i’m going to post one spooky object a day from the museum’s collection ⚰️🪦🎃
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: local woman claims his paws are too much
