in my state in america, you need to prove that you perform some kind of task that someone else pays you money for to be worthy enough to deserve access to the food assistance program. You have to prove you are trading at least 20 hours per week to do this, or are earning 580 dollars per week […]

the switch 2 oot voice acting sounds like the ai generated stroke it to pomni's feet and get high all day video the hyper detailed realistic environment has these Interactable Objects that are a completely different style. its like when you know something in an […] [Original post on denden.world]

holy shit https://youtu.be/7g8Gee4D9BA

saw this and couldn't even manage a laugh just whimpering/ moaning thinking about eating pizza with my fat boyfriend

@funnies post that dumb ai generated pomni "stroke it to my feet" video I command you

what if we made contact with aliens and when we figured out how to translate alien social media all the aliens were posting like "Ughhhh of course its another rock covered in slime mold that tricked itself into think it's a few billion bipeds. Why does this keep happening can we get some actual […]

bluesky has a 300 character limit ? it mangles all my best posts where i go on and on about some bullshit i made up

i wish the bsky bridge domain was just like blueskybridge.com or something i can never remember if its bsky.bridgy or bsky.bri.dgy or b.sky.bridge.y or whatever the hell

i completely forget that my posts get mirrored to bsky until I get the notification that someone over there commented. the difference in the types of comments i got on that pikachu boobs post from fedi vs bsky is pretty funny

as much as simpson porn frightens+anguishes me I respect how on-model a lot of it is. It's about respect.

[Pikachu With Boobs] If you have to distort characters like this to find them attractive, please, please, just go jerk off to human women instead. You're not strong enough to handle it at its best so you have to make it into a bald anime girl? just for some cum? what's even the point anymore

imagining a future where humans have brain implants that functionally replace smart phones for most people. it lets you experience content as if it's a memory, you can see and hear things in "videos" as well as feel what the recorder was feeling at the time and are influenced by their biases + […]

camcorder resting on the nearest convenient surface to record blown out gameplay footage of a ps2 game on a CRT at a noticable angle. whenever the game fades to black, you can see the person playing in the reflection of the TV, sitting on the floor in their bedroom. the glare blows out the […]

walmarts used to have benches other than for waiting at the pharmacy!. I'm trying to remember if other supermarkets had/have seating like that. I can think of a few large groceries that have outdoor seats+tables, one has an indoor bench. Targets have that food court thing. Menards used to have a […]

90s: MTV and cartoons are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 00s: video games and the internet are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 10s: ipads and social media? we turned out fine 20s: chatGPT and AI generated children's content? we turned out fine 30s: gerber-life-grow-up LLM […]

I am like 100% sold on the idea that alphys is the knight

Some people actually unironically use the harkness test as a source of morality when it's literally just a joke about how a feral dragon would bite your dick off

just imagined a page in Hypnospace acting like one of those scam accounts on irl social media that pretend to be someone suffering living in a tent in a warzone to try to get donations.. no one considers how they're able to login to hypnospace while sleeping in a tent

ummmm.thats a dildo

My shoulder is getting better, I can almost raise my arm above my head

i love directly implying to the men in my life that they wished they'd been able to experience being a teenage girl. because who the fuck would? but it's also fun to acknowledge I had a foreign experience and I think I can use the potential FOMO to get people to do what I want (eg play pokemon […]

going in for surgery for my shoulder soon, I don't think I've posted about it much but I've been pretty disabled by pain from it.

Server downtime will be pushed back about an hour, but will still be happening tonight

I just learned my firefox had hardware acceleration off this entire time (a few years). Was wondering why my neocities was so much smoother on literally anyone else's device

big ass blog post of what I went through with my server: 6/21: last recoverable backup created 6/27: I'm clearing out old unused non-denden things from the server, notice there's an urgent kernel update. I perform the update and ssh back into the server, at which point I get Very Bad errors […]

I am so relieved that I got everything working again.... holy shit I need to share everything I had to figure out because good god. it will take forever to write everything down

god damnn bringing the server back was so much !!! sitting on the floor

tries fixing denden, does nothing but listen to dog whisperer and troubleshoot server hardware... you guys!!!