[Pikachu With Boobs] If you have to distort characters like this to find them attractive, please, please, just go jerk off to human women instead. You're not strong enough to handle it at its best so you have to make it into a bald anime girl? just for some cum? what's even the point anymore

imagining a future where humans have brain implants that functionally replace smart phones for most people. it lets you experience content as if it's a memory, you can see and hear things in "videos" as well as feel what the recorder was feeling at the time and are influenced by their biases + […]

camcorder resting on the nearest convenient surface to record blown out gameplay footage of a ps2 game on a CRT at a noticable angle. whenever the game fades to black, you can see the person playing in the reflection of the TV, sitting on the floor in their bedroom. the glare blows out the […]

walmarts used to have benches other than for waiting at the pharmacy!. I'm trying to remember if other supermarkets had/have seating like that. I can think of a few large groceries that have outdoor seats+tables, one has an indoor bench. Targets have that food court thing. Menards used to have a […]

90s: MTV and cartoons are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 00s: video games and the internet are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 10s: ipads and social media? we turned out fine 20s: chatGPT and AI generated children's content? we turned out fine 30s: gerber-life-grow-up LLM […]

I am like 100% sold on the idea that alphys is the knight

Some people actually unironically use the harkness test as a source of morality when it's literally just a joke about how a feral dragon would bite your dick off

just imagined a page in Hypnospace acting like one of those scam accounts on irl social media that pretend to be someone suffering living in a tent in a warzone to try to get donations.. no one considers how they're able to login to hypnospace while sleeping in a tent

ummmm.thats a dildo

My shoulder is getting better, I can almost raise my arm above my head

i love directly implying to the men in my life that they wished they'd been able to experience being a teenage girl. because who the fuck would? but it's also fun to acknowledge I had a foreign experience and I think I can use the potential FOMO to get people to do what I want (eg play pokemon […]

going in for surgery for my shoulder soon, I don't think I've posted about it much but I've been pretty disabled by pain from it.

Server downtime will be pushed back about an hour, but will still be happening tonight

I just learned my firefox had hardware acceleration off this entire time (a few years). Was wondering why my neocities was so much smoother on literally anyone else's device

big ass blog post of what I went through with my server: 6/21: last recoverable backup created 6/27: I'm clearing out old unused non-denden things from the server, notice there's an urgent kernel update. I perform the update and ssh back into the server, at which point I get Very Bad errors […]

I am so relieved that I got everything working again.... holy shit I need to share everything I had to figure out because good god. it will take forever to write everything down

god damnn bringing the server back was so much !!! sitting on the floor

tries fixing denden, does nothing but listen to dog whisperer and troubleshoot server hardware... you guys!!!

just saw someone correctly spell the acronym TMNT and thought Nice job dumbass, Teenage Minja Nutant Turtles..?

I'm quitting my job, so I'll have time to do shit that actually matters now (being on the computer but in a productive way instead of just recovering from working)

seeing the way the theme broke on mobile made me realize just how much screen space the navigation column took up, good change to move it to the bottom. I feel like that's what every app with a scrolling timeline is doing anyway

denden back ^_^_^_^;;;; the theme will be fixed by the end of the day today (i have to eat and go work first)

media is broken on denden right now, still trying to update + fix

gueess who forgot that yunohost makes an archive of mastodon's entire media storage whenever it updates AHHHHhhhhhh it takes several hours for it to do that so denden will probably be down for a while since i can't wait any longer and need to sleep

might fuck around and update the server

*goes to forest* jeez the art team went a bit crazy with the greebling here

A view of the future! Imagine all that's left of the land is a system of 10,000 lane highways. The only exit is to a single warehouse in the center of the country that can ship products to your car via drone. sometimes the leftmost lanes reserved for FastLane500 subscribers can give drivers a […]

https://youtu.be/o4mxehA8EK0 this song makes me imagine a timeline where dream (The Minecraft YouTuber) got a badass production for his "that's what the point of the mask is" song. i do not care about dream or watched any of his videos other than the normal pills music video these vocals are […]