teh ebil bunneh

@t-ebil-bunneh.bsky.social

teh bunneh causes trouble where ever he goes! World-Conquerer With a Fluffy Tail. Trans rights are human rights BLM He/Him

So it turns out there was never a homicidal rabbit. It was all just a metaphor for GenX alienation, depression, and the daily trauma of modern life; a hollow scream of rage at our helplessness against a world that is constantly spiraling towards chaos. Kidding! It is about a homicidal rabbit.

My wife: What do you want for Christmas? Me: I want DJT to stroke out in front of 1000s of his followers, Stephen Miller dragged screaming out of the White House and horsewhipped, and Hegseth brought before the Hague for war crimes. My wife: I meant, like, something from Target. Me: Ooh, a juicer!

Did you know that right now every single person in the world is the same age??? This is a special day that only happens once every 863 years. The Chinese call it a Money Year! Just take your age plus your year of birth, and they add up to 2025! I was born in 1970 and I'm 55 years old. 1970+55=2025

David Pumpkins is a cosmic entity, akin to Nyarlathotep, sent to this puny world to bring chaos and horror. No one can truly say who--or what--he is, nor where he comes from, nor what his ultimate goals are. All anyone knows for certain is, he's going to scare the hell out of you. Any questions?

David S. Pumpkins, cosmic god of chaos and horror

Some days, I wish I didn't have ethics. I'd say something stupid and racist, then complain online about "cancel culture" or "DEI" or whatever the latest buzzword is, then open up a gofundme account and just watch the money roll in.