🦇 Phrique 🦇

@splatterzaddy.bsky.social

Your dad’s favorite splatterpunk author. 🖤 Bloody AF. Violent AF. Gay AF. Phrique AF. Https://linktr.ee/phrique

Look away Zaddy Marx, for #BlackFriday weekend has returned & this shiny cog in the machine has some wares to push. 🛍️ This sale only happens once a year, so get in while you can; especially because there are only 🚨40 COPIES OF “LUBE ME UP WITH FRY GREASE” LEFT🚨 & then that’s it! (Yay season 2 tho!)

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Curse Me By Your Name synopsis + cover reveal! I finished Curse Me By Your Name last night! So to celebrate I’m dropping the synopsis + cover that I drew for my first mini-bomination (chapbook)! Planning to drop in January, which is perfect cuz I still haven’t finished drawing the back cover yet. 😅

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I have been bibelot-deficient for like a whole week, could you believe it?! Then this beaut showed up today & the dopamine spilled forth. I’m certain the 100% Soft Return of The Living Dead dumpster fire will fill the endless void. 😻

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Is this gay enough y’all? 🫳🏽 Happy pride month! aka National “Move, I’m gay” month. aka National “Keep it cute or put it on mute” month. aka National “I wish you would try to keep us silent” month. Aka National “We are continuing to fight to uphold what those before us fought so hard for” month.

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May 17th is #IDAHOBIT! Gentle reminder that I am: •queer as poptarts •anti-hate •pro-extinction of the dinosaurs/their antiquated ideals •safe space/protector of the dolls I will never shut up, quite literally. Let me know if you have a problem with any of the above so I can give you another one.🖤

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What’s a competitive phone game that the masses are playing that has a leaderboard etc? This is so dumb, of all the things I’ve had to research for this story…this is the one I need to phone a friend for. “You bitch!” Chocolate yelled, “You beat my _______ score!” (my arsonist cat for attention)

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I’m currently in the middle of two short stories that are due like jdhdirrkdjf tomorrow?!? (Hyperbolic) But then this idea I have for a hitman’s last job going horribly awry called “Extenuating Circumstances” keeps tap-dancing to the forefront of my paperthin attention span. Brain, why you do dis?!

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How come everyone says “UH OH” whenever I start a sentence with “Soooo I got bored and…” Oh that’s right…things like this happen. 🤭 Sorry, not sorry. I’m making adverts for everythinggggg now. 🖤

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