PhantomPoss

@phantomposs.bsky.social

They/She / 23 / Opossum Kind of antisocial, but trying my best. Also, might spam your feed with raffle entries, beware. ⚠️ May repost suggestive media, beware. ⚠️ Pfp by Doggy131. Banner by @mimiinyah on Discord.

“Let’s see the Kennedy Curse try to take down a man with 92 billion lumens of photonic goodness surging into his taint,” the pantsless HHS secretary said as he triumphantly spread his legs from his perch on the tower’s boiler in conditions so hot a passing barn swallow was seen bursting into flames.

‘Time To Become Immortal,’ Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower

SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY, CA—Tugging down his blue jeans as tens of thousands of heliostat mirrors angled the noonday sun in his direction, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was r...

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