Sorry but standing in your kitchen eating rotisserie chicken fresh off a store run is peak satisfaction.
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The problem with Scream Unseen is that sometimes they'll try and show you an Eli Roth movie.
Gavin@shhhitsgavin.bsky.social · 2d agoWas with @nilsthehirsute.bsky.social to see the Scream Unseen secret screening and when we found out it was Eli Roth’s new movie we stood up and left.
It's important to remember when getting a summer buzz cut to do it early in the season so you don't end up with a tan that looks like you hastily removed brownface makeup.
right to left: •A movie I was the wrong kind of high for. •A romantic comedy that's too high concept for its own good. •A bad shark/crime movie. •A very fun shark/crime movie. #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Letterboxd@letterboxd.social · 5d agoHappy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🤳
All year long I've been holding out hope because a project I did 2 days on in the spring said they had a second round in the fall and they were going to bring me on for the whole project. I checked in today. They already did the work and they just want me to do the same couple days I did last time.
I'm not an alcoholic, but I will keep drinking as long as I like the music the bar is playing.
One Night Only comes close to making a comment* on straight white liberalism, but it's so packed with studio mandated cuteness and chasteness.
It's been long enough that they probably should have put in a rule that says dogs can't play basketball.
Congratulations, Raising Cane's, by using AI generated Chuck Norris you have me me actively wanting to take money from children's charity.
Joel Creasey dressed as Dr. Ellie Satler running about looking for a ball you can see blowing away in the distance is immediately an all-timer Taskmaster bit.
It's very funny that the best proof of life they can offer is a still photo of McConnell looking confused and a written statement, neither of which prove he is actually functioning.
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
Been playing Fortnite since season 1 but deleted it after they revealed they use GenAI in their art process. Any recommendations for similar casual games I can play while listening to podcasts? Currently have ARC Raiders and Helldivers II.
i really, truly, find this offensive
Olga Nesterova@onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 2mo agoIn front of the Lincoln Memorial. This.
My favorite part of tonight was the Knicks winning. My second favorite was the whole bar booing Sydney Sweeney both times she showed up on screen.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Two good new releases, a great rep screening and then also the new Scary Movie, which is a thing I saw.
At all sporting events the National Anthem should be rapped by Busta Rhymes just to get that shit over with.
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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if you continue to advertise that your product is so dangerous it must be stopped, WHILE CONTINUING TO RESEARCH AND RELEASE NEW VERSIONS of said product you cannot act surprised or angry when people physically attack you / your properties.
Rachel Coldicutt@rachelcoldicutt.bsky.social · 2mo agoI do find this whole thing a bit weird. Anthropic could, literally, stop or change what they are doing at any time www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Shout out to when Anthony Head heard that a trans guy was having some difficulties in his transition and was bummed out that all his photos with Anthony were of him pre-transition. So Anthony invited him out to his farm to take new photos and just kinda vibe for 5 hours being a cool dude.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2mo agoAnthony Head, best known for his roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72
"stir fries are so quick and easy" I just used every bowl and ramekin in my house and my smoke detector is going off
The Furious fucking rules, so many people get hit with hammers of various shapes & sizes.
Whoever decided that opening the YouTube app should immediately start playing a random short should be shot.
I'm assuming GrubHub implemented AI into their system because suddenly the service that has worked for years now attaches my address to a bridal shop a block away.
Just finished Resident Evil 2 Remake (Leon Story) having never played the original and as someone whose favorite game of all time is RE4, it was fun to learn that Ada Wong's love language is rocket launchers.