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@jaketapper.bsky.social I have the best idea for a book. It'll practically write itself...

1 on 1 football. 🤣🤣🤣 Let alone 1 on 1 football between a former NFL player and a woman. COMPULSIVE LIAR MEETS FRONTOTEMPORAL DEMENTIA. #25A #FTD #47IQ #DumbestCultEver

@sethabramson.bsky.social I'd appreciate any thoughts on these.

Donald actually did it out in the open for a while. 👇👇 Amazing how MSM has never picked up on this or the $10M money laundering fine in 2015. Two of the biggest, most absurd misses, in journalism history.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · last wk.

@govandybeshear.bsky.social This is absurd. Unless and until Mitch is willing to spend a few minutes live on air in some sort of interview, it's eminently fair to assume he's non-communicative, if not brain dead, and to act accordingly.

BREAKING: A statement from the Office of the Attending Physician says Mitch McConnell "is not yet medically cleared to leave the rehab facility and return to the office." A photo from McConnell's office:

Racist pig whitewashes history, part infinity.

Trump Orders Warnings Placed at ‘Inaccurate’ Smithsonian History Museum

President Trump said the signage at the National Museum of American History would correct what a disputed White House report described as “extreme political activism.”

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Governor Gavin Newsom@governor.ca.gov · 2w ago

It will never not be tragi-comical to see red hatters make snide comments about California while living in red states that rank in the basement for life expectancy, jobs, education, infant (and mother) mortality, environmental quality, etc., etc. Stop falling for GOP gaslighting, rubes.

California's economy just posted its best quarterly growth showing since 2013. With the nation's largest GDP, the Golden State is keeping America's economy afloat despite Trump's failed economic policies.

California's economy is growing 2.3x faster than Florida's and 4x faster than Texas'.

Hahahaha

Tesla just fell apart

YouTube video by Chris Norlund

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@govandybeshear.bsky.social Please meet the moment.

Caddyshack: Well... We're Waiting

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@foolme763.bsky.social · 2w ago

This 👇👇 Anecdotally, this 💯 tracks the experience of my father, who was diagnosed with FTD, and all the research and discussions with docs/experts over the course of several years of decline. Risk of a catastrophic/fatal fall or saying something so shocking that it ends his presidency is v real.

I don’t know how this rotten corpse is still able to stand, he looks like sh*t.. www.threads.com/@djbriangsd/...

Makes sense that Saudi Arabia can enrich uranium but Iran cannot. You know, since countries, especially in the Middle East, are completely stable and predictable over time and the roster of "good guys"/allies and "bad guys" never changes. JFC the stupidity and hypocrisy.

This is how you challenge Hegseth and his ilk. See also: Presidential.

Ossoff/AOC 2028. That's my current preference and my prediction. Both on the merits and because the energy and turnout would be off the charts.

Katie Phang@katiephang.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you think it would be fun to watch Katie Phang eviscerate Todd Blanche, this is required viewing. Blanche continues to willfully violate the Epstein Transparency Act and make an absolute fool of himself in the process.

Stand By Me: Want to See a Dead Body?

ALT: Stand By Me: Want to See a Dead Body?

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EXCLUSIVE: In my lawsuit, Todd Blanche continues to refuse to turn over unredacted Epstein Files and to comply with the law. I break down Blanche’s latest filing that is tellingly short on content and substance. youtu.be/JzVZxT7ZtJo?...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Yep, totally normal to talk about kids being treated like candy. IF YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. #AdjudicatedRapist #PedolfHitler #EpsteinTrumpFiles

Trump on protesters killed by the regime: "Young kids, they kill them like they're candy. It's crazy. They treat them so badly."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

This clown's videos look like failed audition tapes for the role of "Moron Number 1" in Midnight Run. IYKYK.

Homan on people getting killed by ICE: "It comes down to one simple fact -- these people failed to comply with law enforcement ... all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today."

Aaron Black@aaronblack.bsky.social · 2w ago

Looks like a world championship team of elite athletes and the last place pig from the county fair somehow wandered into the photo. #ETTD #WorstInShow #QuietPiggy

What the fuck is Trump doing up there? He didn’t win the World Cup and the Spanish players obviously didn’t want to take a photo with him. Sad and pathetic!!!

The American troops who were killed -- sacrificed on the alter of Trump's greed and self-interest -- would be dead regardless of their testosterone levels.

Next fake Christian Repug who promotes a white Jesus and pokes at me about The Odyssey being woke and having black and brown characters is gonna get humiliated or worse. Seriously, don't come at me with that racist and hypocritical bullshit.

The Orange Parasite has outdone himself. I haven't the words to do justice to the creature's stupidity, so here's the post without further comment.

From the party of beautiful, clean coal, windmills are bad for the environment, whales, and birds, and solar is useless because not all days are sunny. The absolute dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. If only Canada would rake their forests, as IQ47 brilliantly suggested for California.

The Odyssey is outstanding. No spoilers or commentary. Just see it and enjoy.

Looking forward to MAGA heads exploding over the impending box office success of the Odyssey, following glowing critic reviews. How full the (late add) 2:45 A.M. show in SF is tonight.👇 😳 But mostly just looking forward to another great and entertaining flick from Nolan and an epic cast.

"Tens of millions of ballots floating aimlessly through the mail." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahahahaha Major feed problems for Pedolf's address. SAD!

Lmaooo I assumed TRUMPORRHEA was a new, mutated strain of GONORRHEA that developed inside of his diseased, rotting body. But yeah, this works too!!!

Man's Hysterical Laughter

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Budd@n7eoj.bsky.social · 3w ago

Blanche continues to act as Trump's personal lawyer. The video below is must watch. Todd is the lowest form of scum and an embarrassment to the legal profession -- an S tier villain on the level of Roberts, Thomas, Alito, Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, Cannon, Bondi and Paxton.

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Low T is widely considered to be associated with irritability (short fuses) and mood swings in men. Sound like anybody we know? #EveryAccusationIsAConfession

You can't spell Pete Hegseth without small "t"s. But low testosterone is a natural phenomenon that occurs in many men. It's nothing for him to be ashamed of, and certainly no reason for him to overcompensate by excitedly ranting about blowing things up and killing people with his warfighters. 🙄

Cornyn is an epic shitbag who has a chance to be ever so slightly less putrid on his way out by voting NO on Blanche. Given his legal background, he fully understands how heinous Blanche's conduct has been. Expect the cowardly choice.

Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz

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Pete Hegseth is an incompetent, misogynist pig, part infinity.