"My message to the people of the UK is that I'll train the new guy but you're going to have to stick with one of them eventually."
Roga
@rogaharvey.bsky.social
Software engineer, addicted to being in and on water.
“So Mr Farage, what was it about the total lack of transparency of a system widely used by money launderers, Russian criminals and hackers that first attracted you to cryptocurrency?”
Donald Trump is the only person in the world who doesn't realise that the expression "Is the Pope Catholic?" is a joke
This new war is not only illegal, reckless and deeply corrupt, it is the latest in a series of increasingly desperate distractions from the EPSTEIN Files. #ImpeachAndConvict47NOW
In my New Year message I will apologise for being a racist bully at school, launch an inquiry into Russian influence in Reform, publish my tax returns and details of the purchase of my house in Frinton. Just kidding!! I'll talk a load of shit-stirring old bollocks as usual.
It's a sad day when patriotic hero Tommy Robinson can't visit a Muslim country and get his arse handed to him and publicly shit himself.
Far-right-Farage melts down and starts accusing people of “leaking” the location of Reforms much publicised attempt to radicalise Scottish voters in Aberdeen. Not going well is it Nige? Oh well. Tried not being a fucking snowflake?
Andrew Tate has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. Nigel Farage described him as "an important voice for young men". That tells you all you need to know about Farage's moral compass.
To me he's the ORANGE ATROCITY but @jimmykimmel.com calls him: DON WHORELEONE/R. SMELLEY/NAPOLEON BONEASPUR/FIBERAĆE/COMMANDER-IN-THIEF/NOSTRADUMBASS/EL PORK-CHOPPO/MAGA THERESA/ALL CAPS-TAIN KANGAROO/COUNT FLATULA/FOUNDING FARTER/TEDDY DOZEVELT/GASEOUS CLAY/DOPEY McGROPEY/LEPRE-CON MAN <cont'd>
Farage missed a debate on the biggest reset to the EU since Brexit because… he’s on holiday. Does he think he’s an MEP again? He’s made NINE trips abroad (eight to the US) since the GE, many funded by donors, some for other paid jobs. Recess is next week. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage missed debate on Brexit reset because he is holidaying abroad
The Reform UK leader, who has made at least nine trips abroad since general election, will return to UK next week
theguardian.com
I find that catchy slogans really help to get our message across.
This is absolutely brilliant satire that succinctly explains how the Daily Mail radicalises people.
I'm announcing emergency funding to address a mental health crisis in Lincolnshire, where thousands of people are suffering from delusions, believing that Andrea Jenkyns gives a shit about them.
@darkestfae.bsky.social bloody hell, Lincolnshire is deformed. Time to emigrate to Birmingham x
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UK Election Officials Are Not Keeping Any Records of How Many Overseas Donors Are Bankrolling UK Politics Democracy campaigners are calling for urgent reform of UK electoral laws bylinetimes.com/2025/04/28/u...
UK Election Officials Are Not Keeping Any Records of How Many Overseas Donors Are Bankrolling UK Politics
Democracy campaigners are calling for urgent reform of UK electoral laws, as Nigel Farage's party launches a fundraising drive among voters living in overseas tax havens
bylinetimes.com
Reform UK Easter reading: "I was hungry and you said I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said we need an insurance based healthcare system..."
Number crunching: Value of reduction in US tariffs for UK companies per year as against EU members v fall in UK exports per year due to Brexit From the new Private Eye, out now.
The demented orange buffoon did at least concede that Putin started it but that's very little progress to expect from a US President and more likely a slip of the tongue.
Excuse my language but I am fucking LIVID Keanu Reeves asked me for a $200 apple I went out and got him one and he was SO ungrateful I am FURIOUS (This might be one of my all time favourites 😂)
UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform USA: Hold my beer...
