It's not the size of the Dom in the Leatherpants, it's the Domlyness of the size of his... Wait hold on I had this a minute ago

I AM THE LORDLYEST AND THE DOMLYEST AND MY LEATHERPANTS ARE TOO. We're tied. ME and MY Leatherpants are equally the Lordlyest and the Domlyest. Or something. I was told there'd be no math

MY Leatherpants are so Domly... ... ...you're supposed to ask "how Domly are They?" ... ...anybody?

This weather doesn't bother ME at all. MY Leatherpants aren't technically waterproof, but They radiate so much Domlyness that the rain is repelled (actually a lot of people are repelled too... I'm still working on that)

Domlyness is not a skill, nor a state of mind. It is not an essence or something you can learn. It's pants. Leatherpants. MY Leatherpants.

To look right at ME and MY Leatherpants is to risk being sexually overwhelmed and reduced to a drooling idiot. Which must be why all the subs at the BDSM clubs all pretend to ignore ME.

My Leatherpants are so DOMLY that even the bravest subs are afraid to approach ME. Or, it could be the smell. Hmm.

I am the LORD thy DomlyDom and thou shalt have no other Leatherpants before ME

MY Leatherpants ooze so much Domlyness that it drips down the sidewalk behind me. Once a chihuahua licked some up, and turned into a werewolf right on the spot. True story

SUBMIT TO ME AND WALLOW IN THE DOMLYNESS OF MY LEATHERPANTS! You know you want to. (side note: it's hard to be MY normal Domly self when the whole post is all-caps. How are you to know what I extra-capitalize for self aggrandizing?)

I can't go trick-or-treating because MY Leatherpants are so Domly that They melt all the nearby candy

MY Leatherpants taste a thousand times better than pumpkin spice latte. At least, I assume so. They're too tight for ME to bend over and lick them myself.

My political takes are the only valid takes, because I AM LORD DOMLYDOM LEATHERPANTS also I don't have any

MY Leatherpants exude so much Domlyness that you can use them to condition other leatherpants! But they'll never be as Domly as MINE.

Pumpkin spice has NOTHING on the sheer musk of MY LeatherPants. Inhale the Domlyness and swoooon!!!

I am THE Lord DomlyDom LeatherPants and I bow to NOONE!!! ...because my Leatherpants are too tight and I can't bend or bow to save my fucking life

All MY submissives swear an oath of eternal loyalty and to worship MY LeatherPants every moment of every day. At least, they will whenever I finally get some subs...

I am so Domly that no submissive is truly worthy of ME. I guess that's why nobody has offered, anyway.

I, Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants, never bow to anyone. It's not a Domly thing exactly, just MY Leatherpants are too tight

I am now offering: send me pics of your leatherpants and I will rate them for you! (spoiler alert: they're all inferior. I am the ONLY DomlyDom LeatherPants, and I and MY LeatherPants reign supreme)

When I, Lord DomlyDom LeatherPants, walk into a dungeon, literally everyone swoons. On the inside. They play it cool with their guffaws of disdain on the outside, but I know secretly they're all swooning over ME.

I am constantly becoming more Domly, and MY LeatherPants are constantly becoming more...uh.. m. um, Leathery? Pantslike? Whatever.

Sometimes I think you only love ME for MY Leatherpants. But then, I only love ME for MY Leatherpants, so

Thanks to @lorddomlydom.bsky.social for the invite code that got me here. 🙏 I hope I can figure out how this thing works...

Sometimes I'm not sure where MY Domlyness ends and MY Leatherpants begin. Which can be a problem in the restroom.

MY Leatherpants are so DOMLY because They're conditioned with the cum of zillions of devoted submissives. That's what the guy on Hollywood Blvd told ME when I bought Them, anyway

On those rare occasions that I remove MY Leatherpants, everyone in the room swoons. Although that might be just because of the smell

I used to put expensive leather conditioner on MY Leatherpants but They are so sexy and domly that the conditioner boils right off. Now I only use random submissive's tears (tears of laughter but whatever)

There are no other Leatherpants I am the ONLY Lord Domlydom Leath.... oh crap I stepped in gum

No, that's not a roll of quarters in MY pocket, MY LeatherPants don't have pockets they just exude pure Domly.... Huh. I'll be darned. I do have pockets and that is a roll of quarters. Go figure.