Aster
@asterbun.bsky.social
He/him. 27. Local cartoon rabbit, kangaroo, and many other things. Professional @levi.land smoocher. Current 🇺🇸, future 🇸🇪. Big fan of Tekken, Yakuza/LaD, Tomb Raider, and MGS. I’m weird!
All I can say about my 7.6 hours of CS is: you want me on CT with an MP9
Maybe one day I’ll stop being horny for cartoons. Today is not that day.
“The game lies to you about where you’re shooting.” “Well, you gotta stop moving, and you can only do little shootsies at a time.”
Oh whoops, I forgot to set this kangaroo to Large. Took care of that. Art by @kitsovereign.bsky.social
I played CS2 for the first time the other day, and… I really liked it. 👉👈
Apparently I’ve been at this job long enough for customers to start recognizing me 💀
“I’m the kind of beast that tells Anubis to take the feather off the scale.”
Seems like roos are good at handling having a lot of weight to throw around! Felt like doing a random late Biffdo doodle for @kygen.bsky.social
in honor of the eva criterion news let’s all remember when wes anderson watched eva
Creating new characters for tabletop sessions has become a very good way to exercise my creativity
Any time someone mentions Ninja I think about that god awful “bra-less wife” tweet
The new Project Zomboid update is finally out, and I finally feel at peace.
The bit that really annoys me with all these Harry Potter collabs is that I know for a fact these corpos have PR teams that research whatever property they’re collaborating with from top to bottom. It’s not hard to figure out that queers hate that franchise with a passion.