I hate when the bagger is funnier than the cashier. Know your place.
A swimsuit is underwear you can wear around your dad.
I bet giving your hardest battles to your strongest soldier feels so good if you’re god
I didn’t realize Siberia even had trans people, let alone an orchestra
some incredibly talented friends of mine, Jacks Maughlin and @griffinkelly.bsky.social (who starred in the short film @susanlbridges.bsky.social and i wrote and directed!) are making a very queer webseries and deserve your support show ‘em some love and help ‘em get it made! 🩷
UnSmall - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
UnSmall is a heartfelt dramedy that will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside. This piece is explores insecurity, gender confusion, residual trauma and other hilarious, lighthearted topics.
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@griffinkelly.bsky.social starred in our short Long Away, and I knew from working with with her that she was a phenomenal talent and this show? it’s one of THE greatest things I’ve ever seen it is BRILLIANT there’s still some tickets left for this Sunday’s show GO SEE IT, LA
are there any grants for girls who just want to lounge around?
please god find it in your heart to hit me with a waymo
The venn diagram of being gentle with oneself and cancelling plans last minute is a perfect circle
Attempted murder is so embarrassing like not only are you a failure but you’re also going to jail
If we rally together I bet we can cyber bully her into an eating disorder by thanksgiving
Deadline@deadline.com · last yr.AI Actress Tilly Norwood Creators In Talks To Sign Her With Talent Agent For Representation As Studios Quietly Embrace Technology
I didn’t even know the kid was in there I just like smashing car windows
Science should invent a turd that doesn’t hurt when you poop it
me: if you can get infected from a sick person sneezing on you, you should be able to get cured from a healthy person sneezing on you waitress: so you did wanna see a dessert menu, or
The thing about the Empire State Building is that’s what it is.
What happened in 2001 nine elevenologically can never happen again
If I see your girl you better believe she’s gonna be walking normal tomorrow! I am a chiropractor.
Going to McDonalds, ordering a McEvil, and refusing to leave until they bring it to me.
Father has confiscated my attaché case again. Requesting an extension on the analytics report until I have access to my documents. My epipen was in there also.
I think it’s cowardly and unpatriotic that the roku city skyline doesn’t feature the twin towers
Did you know you can do autoerotic asphyxiation without the asphyxiation part?
Cosplay gives us an answer to the age-old question: what if this beloved character was also a little ugly