Why are we folding fitted sheets? They clearly do not consent

Here is a nice mushroom

I was the weird guy everyone told to touch grass. Look at me now touching the grass, is this better, do you like this

Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log

Bro come by we’re gonna eat a ton of acorns and then take a nap in a hollow tree

Shan't be doing anything.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonades* *grenades made of lemons, to wage war on life

Wear “bell bottom” pants? And increase the risk of swarms of ground bees flying up my pants?? No thank you!

Here are some nice mushrooms

We can’t all be beautiful, some of us have to be content with being too large to be carried off by a giant bird

Bliss

Nothing I’ve written has ever been as good as “comparison is the thief of joy”

June in Millennium Park. Oil on board. 9” x 12”. 2026. #pleinair #pleinairpainting #oipainting #art #landscape

Late May in Crahen Valley Park (WIP). Oil on board. 4” x 9”. 2026 Did an experiment with some new brushes. Not sure how successful I was. Still needs some more adjustments. #oilpainting #art #pleinair #pleinairpainting #landscape

Me and my friends are conspiring to wear little orange booty shorts together, we’re in cahooters

lukelukeluke@lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 4d ago

If you and me are in cahoots does that mean everyone else is out of cahoots

If you and me are in cahoots does that mean everyone else is out of cahoots

Here is a nice mushroom

Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching

the empty bowl

EDITOR: this passage here, where you describe in detail an inconsequential copse of trees JRR TOLKIEN: yes EDITOR: do you see any issue with the amount of detail you put in JRR TOLKIEN: ah, yes, I shall write their history as well

Me finishing Lord of the Rings for the 6th time: wait so the bad guy was an evil ring

Here are some nice mushrooms

Here are some nice mushrooms

[before the discovery of electricity] This eel is a witch

I’m thinking about writing a kids’ book about a frog who’s friends with a zombie because they both have green skin and she likes to ride on his shoulder to eat the flies he attracts

Groggily, you wake up, opening your eyes to see sunlight on spring leaves. You blink and stretch the young muscles of a spotted fawn. “Data centers”? “Explosive diarrhea”? The memories fade quickly, it was all a dream. Your mother licks your brow affectionately. Oh look, jewelweed, your favorite.

Here are some nice mushrooms

Pretty cool that we have one beautiful sky circle in the day and a different gorgeous sky circle for night time

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