Bird Law Expert
@birdlawexpert.bsky.social
Colorado Lawyer. Chiefs fan. Warhammer collector. Corgi dad. Co-host of It’s Always Sunny in Chiefs Kingdom podcast. WWI naval & aviation buff. Airship enthusiast. Member, #appellatetwitter He/him
My goal was to finish all three tanks (and my squad of Tanith scouts, and my last Ogryn proxy, and my lord Solar proxy I started months ago), and…I didn’t come close. But progress was made. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s a long weekend and the wife is away. *cracks knuckles* time to get to work #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
My absolute favorite Easter eggs are the small ones I forget about then rediscover when I’m listening to the audiobook.
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · 3d agoMe when @robertrath.bsky.social sneaks in a reference to Tanna (“vile smelling Valhallan tea”) in The Wicked and the Warped #warhammercommunity
there are truly an astounding number of rivets on the baneblade been at it for over an hour and only about halfway done #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s a long weekend and the wife is away. *cracks knuckles* time to get to work #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Me when @robertrath.bsky.social sneaks in a reference to Tanna (“vile smelling Valhallan tea”) in The Wicked and the Warped #warhammercommunity
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It’s a long weekend and the wife is away. *cracks knuckles* time to get to work #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
These are unquestionably the fiddliest kit I’ve ever worked on, and I can’t say that I’m quite enjoying the experience per se, but I am really digging the finished product. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
And here is the Basilisk. Plus the progress I made on the recon squad today, which was not insubstantial. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · last wk.The Leman Russes are done. The Basilisk is…almost done. There was a mishap varnishing that left an unsightly finger print and I’m fixing that. But the Lemans Russes are done! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
The Leman Russes are done. The Basilisk is…almost done. There was a mishap varnishing that left an unsightly finger print and I’m fixing that. But the Lemans Russes are done! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · 2w agoAlright listen, I know what you’re thinking. Did bird ever finish those tanks he had 98% done? Or those Ogryn proxies? Shut up, here are some sentinels #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Oh, also I’m doing this Cadian (Tanith) Recon Squad. Outrageously fiddly kit, huge pain to build and paint, but they’re going to look great when they’re done (forgive my shine, apparently my matte varnish is ready for replacement) #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · 2w agoAlright listen, I know what you’re thinking. Did bird ever finish those tanks he had 98% done? Or those Ogryn proxies? Shut up, here are some sentinels #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Alright listen, I know what you’re thinking. Did bird ever finish those tanks he had 98% done? Or those Ogryn proxies? Shut up, here are some sentinels #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
My southern grandma, a bit on the coarse side of Bless Your Heart, was always working the garden. When some areas of the corn weren’t as tall as others, I’d ask why and she always respond with “Just like Dolly’s waistline, nothing grows in the shade.” RIP to both.
me whenever I see Ossoff or El-Sayed say something “controversial”
Again, as an atheist, I find it extremely annoying to have my non-belief in the antichrist tested in this way
The first O.G.R.Y.N. suit is done! With the tactical rock and searchlight added he’s just about the right proportions. Between his suit armor, heavy bolter and grabber claw I’d say we more or less WYSIWYGed all the Ogryn/bullgryn weapon combos. Now I just need to paint 2-15 more #paintingwarhammer
Even after a generous tactical rock, my lil guy was still a head shorter than a bullgryn, so I did a little improvising and I think I’m happy with this. Hoping to have the prototype done tomorrow morning. (and no i didn’t finish the tanks today) #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · 3w agoI’m going to try very hard to finish these today. They’re 95% done now, I just need to do the chip weathering, but alas, the ADHD brain has already leapt to a new project - Ogryn/bullgryn proxies #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity
I’m going to try very hard to finish these today. They’re 95% done now, I just need to do the chip weathering, but alas, the ADHD brain has already leapt to a new project - Ogryn/bullgryn proxies #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · 4w agoGetting ever closer. The tracks are on, the gloss varnish is applied to keep our paint safe, and tomorrow the AK ultra matte will take that unseemly shine away. Then it’ll just be transfers, details and weathering left to do! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #corgi
Denver's airport is celebrating the return of art stashed away during years of construction. But the most famous/infamous piece of art will stay in storage for several more years.
Getting ever closer. The tracks are on, the gloss varnish is applied to keep our paint safe, and tomorrow the AK ultra matte will take that unseemly shine away. Then it’ll just be transfers, details and weathering left to do! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #corgi
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · last mo.Good progress today. The Armageddon Basilisk is glued up and has its base camo coat. This is one of the easiest steps of the paint job, but also the most important, because now it looks like a tank. Also, got some work in on the Sentinel. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Good progress today. The Armageddon Basilisk is glued up and has its base camo coat. This is one of the easiest steps of the paint job, but also the most important, because now it looks like a tank. Also, got some work in on the Sentinel. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · last mo.I probably could’ve finished these Leman Russes, or this Sentinel, days ago, but no, the ADHD said “you need to dig that old basilisk sprue out of the basement and make it an Armageddon version.” Right. But at least when I finish I’ll have made a big addition to the motor pool #paintingwarhammer
I probably could’ve finished these Leman Russes, or this Sentinel, days ago, but no, the ADHD said “you need to dig that old basilisk sprue out of the basement and make it an Armageddon version.” Right. But at least when I finish I’ll have made a big addition to the motor pool #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · last mo.Even with the magic of 3d printing, the gun carriage feels *incredibly* janky and fragile, so I did a very very quick and dirty interior on the assumption that at some point this thing will catastrophically break. But pleased with how things are coming along! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Even with the magic of 3d printing, the gun carriage feels *incredibly* janky and fragile, so I did a very very quick and dirty interior on the assumption that at some point this thing will catastrophically break. But pleased with how things are coming along! #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · last mo.I’ve had a “new” on sprue original plastic Basilisk kit in my basement for…well, probably 25 years at this point? And today is the day it gets built. Some will call this sacrilege, but with the magic of 3d printing it’s becoming an Armageddon pattern Basilisk. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
I’ve had a “new” on sprue original plastic Basilisk kit in my basement for…well, probably 25 years at this point? And today is the day it gets built. Some will call this sacrilege, but with the magic of 3d printing it’s becoming an Armageddon pattern Basilisk. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
It did not go well! The brave imperial guard were slaughtered to a man. But they did manage to kill Vashtor, a Vindicator, and some cultists. It was a pretty fun time. also, they looked great on the table #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Bird Law Expert@birdlawexpert.bsky.social · 2mo agoBout to play my first game of 40K in…20 years? I have no idea what I’m doing, wish me luck! #warhammercommunity
Bout to play my first game of 40K in…20 years? I have no idea what I’m doing, wish me luck! #warhammercommunity
*checks score* *checks Argentina’s shots on goal* kinda can’t blame him for this one! *ducks, runs away*
Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D.@drharmony.net · 2mo ago
