Absolutely wild to me that there was a time in my life where I would regularly look at a big can of Four Loko and thought to myself “Yeah, this is good idea” 🥴🥴🥴

Getting a cold during the summer months is high-key embarrassing; like why is my immune system acting up? 😒😒

Once again sick after a trip with my nieces/ nephew; send help and good vibes plz. 🤧🤧🤧

Victorian Child Painting

ALT: Victorian Child Painting

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The way that I can’t fathom having to go back to work full time after this week. 😩😩😩

In case anyone was curious/ cared it was my older brother who brought the most drama for the week. Straight men, am I right? 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

Chad@cthompson36.bsky.social · 2w ago

Taking bets on who brings the most drama to the family vacation this upcoming week. Options are: A. One of my parents B. One of my (3) straight brothers C. One of my (2) sisters-in law D. One of my (4) nieces/ nephew E. Yours truly 💁🏻‍♂️ Winner will get an unexpected surprise at a later date. 😘

The amount of straight PDA in this museum is nauseating 🤢🤮

I have a pretty strong ✨feeling✨ that one of my nieces will identify as queer when they get older 🙂‍↕️🏳️‍🌈

They stopped making the Jinkx shirts, so I decided to go with the Meg Stalter one instead 🥰

Chad@cthompson36.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Now do I buy this Jinkx Monsoon portrait shirt from when she played Mary in the play Y/Y?

Am I going to go see “Cats: The Jellicle Ball” on Broadway?? No. Am I going to buy the “Come One, Come All” retractable fan because I think it looks c***y? I mean… Not No…. 🙃🪭

Once my sunburn on my toes has cleared up and I can go back to walking 6-7 miles everyday again to lose all of this vacation weight, it’s over for (some of) you hoes!!!! 😤😤😤

The dad bods are out today 🫦🫦

Rosé on the beach because I cannn 🍷🍷🍷

Wanna meet more bloomfs irl

We’re doing hibachi night and my brother sprayed Sake all over my mouth and then immediately said “well, I’m sure you’re used to that by now.” RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE FAMILY 😭😭😭

Another day, another pre-beach selfie ❣️⛱️🌊 (I’m being brave about my bad sunburn)

It’s really homophobic that I have to be subjected to all of these straight men and their 7”+ inseam bathing suits on the beach 😒😒 (Their abs are nice though…)

I just think that happy trails…

Another day, another pre-beach selfie ❣️⛱️🌊 (I’m being brave about my bad sunburn)

Hey Siri, find “Jon Ossoff shirtless pictures” send skeet.

“Tax This Dick” - Benjamin Franklin

So build me up buttercup, don’t break my heart 💔

Drunk man at the dive bar said I looked 26. Therefore I will be riding that high for the rest of vacation 🙂‍↕️👏🏻

Wish bloomf was wrapping his arms around me 😭

Time for a night on the town 😘 (Shirt is from @assassinmenswear.bsky.social)

Will pay an obscene price for someone to make this sunburn go awayyyy 😭😭

Stewie Griffin Sunburnt: Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!

ALT: Stewie Griffin Sunburnt: Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!

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Sorry everyone for spamming your timeline with vacation selfies… 🙃 Family picture ready 🫶🏻

Raise your hand if you were really dumb and forgot to apply sunscreen on your toes and now they look like swollen sausage links? ✋🏼😞 (Featuring @tumbledheroes.bsky.social’s beautiful Zodiac collection shirt ❣️)

Ok the beach might confirm my thing for shirtless daddies… 😮‍💨🫠

Do you think I’ll be the gayest one on the beach?? 🏖️🌊☀️

First full day of family beach vacation, and I’ve seen at least 5 shirtless men that I’m ready to do a full split for if asked 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨