Just woof’d bloomf and husbloomf for the plot 😏

I ditched the ears and unbuttoned another button 🫣

I have a “Hobbit” themed birthday party today, and I landed on this for my outfit. Did I do good? 🧝🏻‍♂️🫣

I have a “Hobbit” themed birthday party today, and I landed on this for my outfit. Did I do good? 🧝🏻‍♂️🫣

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Unfortunately my crush on bloomf has sadly faded away ☹️

Aperol Spritz has been consumed and now I need kiss. 💋

Chad@cthompson36.bsky.social · 2d ago

Get me to Aperol Spritz country 🥂 (My dive bar in Jersey)

Get me to Aperol Spritz country 🥂 (My dive bar in Jersey)

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Did anyone else’s mom play a game called “Bunco” with the other neighborhood moms growing up, or was my area a different type of white??

If there’s one thing about drunk Chad, he’s going to always take a selfie in the bathroom at the party 🫠❣️

Another party, another reason to post a selfie with a new outfit 🥰❣️

So what are the millennials who didn’t get into running, plants, or making sourdough during the pandemic supposed to?

somehow mental illness feels good in a place like this

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Note to self: Go to the bar alone around your birthday and look pathetic enough to get some of your drinks comped 😂😂

I was just asked if I was in my late 20s, so you know ya girl is riding that high for the rest of the weekend 🥰🥰🥰

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Winery day for my birthday❣️🥂🍷

When will my husband return from war? 🥺 (Bloomf who has no idea that I have a huge crush on him)

Why do I as God’s perfect angel (a gay man) have to make small talk with the worst kind of people (straight men) at any and every social event? 😒😒😒

Outdoor wedding #3 You know I had to break out the matching fan with this heat ☀️🥂🪭

My dermatologist used this picture of me as my profile pic for their place; and I feel like I should be able to sue for malpractice? 😭😭😭 Anyway this was my 13th reason, so bye y’all 💋

Well… it’s my birthday, so I’m going to fish for attention (per usual) to ignore the fact that I have to work until 9:30 tonight and to forget that I’m now 3(redacted +1) today. Please kindly send shirtless/ thirst pics xoxo 🎂❣️

Sending my thirst traps to my straight girlfriends for approval before posting them on here, and they all loved it💋💅🏻

How to permanently erase love handles and belly fat without cutting out wine and cookie cake. Send skeet.

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Tipsy! On Fantasy Football Draft Night. 🏈

Went to the liquor store and found the Holy Grail (a bottle of Sarti Rosa) 💋🍷

Fantasy Football draft later today to round out my weekend of identifying as #masc

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Omg the Eagles better hope that none of their starters ever get hurt because girllllll wtf is this?

I took a selfie in the stadium bathroom to reinforce my #masc status 😘💚🦅

Chad@cthompson36.bsky.social · 2w ago

Cosplaying as masc today and going to the Eagles game. How did I do?? 🤔💚🦅