Zorstvaroth 🏳️⚧️☭✝️
@zorstvaroth.bsky.social
she/her. Reformed former-chud. I ❤️ Trans Bubsy, Karl Marx, and my lord and savior JESUS CHRIST! Parody account
I just found out I exist because my parents had s*x and they weren't underaged
@zorstvaroth.bsky.social is actually not to far off from her real counterpart, fun fact Evelyn used to just hammer off about csam and had a weird obsession with child torture videos and would expose them to me dispite me being 12 at the time.
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world. And. He's. He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein. It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
C'mon, don't lose your marbles over Alvin and the Chipmunks now.
a cartoon chipmunk wearing a red hat and scarf
ALT: a cartoon chipmunk wearing a red hat and scarf
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Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer, do I'm half crazy, All for the love of you It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, But you'll look sweet upon the seat Of a bicycle built for two
a red light is coming out of the center of a circle that says mil-6000
ALT: a red light is coming out of the center of a circle that says mil-6000
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What did Emily Youcis creator of Alfred Alfer mean by this?
Shoutout to Mangoman! He's ok in my book, and no hard feelings.
Pablo trying to think of a new way to own Jack-O-Lyn epic style for her upcoming birthday
How long does it take Evelyn to get into the mock art? "A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week... A week..."
I'm glad I'm not a sqrlyhistorian anymore, because if I were, I'd be upset over the fact Zorlock is an interloper who only joined the movement to make us look bad. He's been doing it since day 1 with his nazi larping, rant videos, and drawing even more revenge porn than Gloom ever did.
we feed our victim complex like i feed myself - a lot~ 🤤
How could we be sqrlyjack or curly or any of the others when I said right now that we don't even like them? Checkmate, sqrlyhysterians. 😏
Me and Jeremy are breaking up. He just won't stop it with the nazi stuff and the pedophilia. I have to put my foot down. 😞
I LOVE FARTING IN MY BOYFRIEND'S GAY LITTLE MOUTH BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP