Matt Knudsen
@mattknudsen.bsky.social
A budget friendly Jeff Daniels 📺 Shrinking, K&P, Big Bang, ITYSL 🎙 Conan, Late Late Show, Dry Bar 📖 Have I Seen You in Anything? 🇺🇸 Mayor of a Small Town https://linktr.ee/mattknudsen
It's heartbreaking to see him make up preposterous, easily provable lies in real time. And instead of pushing back, watching republicans make his lies their top priority. #sad
"It's not because you're an insurrectionist, it's because you're a fraud." - Capital One For the life of me, I'll never understand how we lost a decade of our lives to this charlatan.
Of all the things my tax dollars could go to, the one thing I support the most is a wrongful prosecution lawsuit from David Hearn.
I expect big things in my career soon because lately I have been congratulating a lot of people.
Personally, I think it's bad luck to be superstitious.
Lebron going to the 76ers is the chef's kiss of this chapter in our history.
Thank you, I gratefully accept blind luck whenever it happens.
What are your favorite Number Two Movies? Post them in the comments! Honorary mention: SPLASH
Please respect my wishes. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #endoflife
Wow. China, Barack Obama, the Deep State, and the state of California conspired to defeat Donald Trump in 2020 (when Trump was president) and then DIDN'T do it again in 2024. So DEVIOUS!!!
PRO TIP: In Hollywood, this means that a building is pulling you over.
Things Republicans don't own: 1. Patriotism 2. The American Flag 3. The Bible Things Republicans do own: 1. Trump 2. January, 6th
Don't worry everyone. CNN contributor Scott Jennings just spoke with Lindsey Graham and assured us all he's fine.
Now that Lindsey Graham is dead, some really salacious gossip about him is already being revealed. For instance, did you know that he worked closely with a convicted rapist to turn America fascist? Juicy stuff!
Not to be too political here but why are we letting a convicted felon, rapist, insurrectionist, war monger, and pathological lying conman take a flamethrower to everything that America is supposed to stand for?
So he gets all of the humiliation of signing the Memorandum of Understanding with none of the results. Got it. #sad
Everything he touches turns to abject dog shit. #USWNT
Eddie Vedder is the coolest, because even after 40 years, he still loves being seen on TV.
TRUE: I routinely send my wife pictures of Erling Haaland.
