Michael Ian Black
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9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings
Assuming this means he'll be the 2028 GOP presidential nominee?
CNN@cnn.com · 2d agoThe bipartisan House Ethics Committee said it has found “substantial evidence” that GOP Rep. Chuck Edwards repeatedly made unwanted advances toward two of his female staffers and is recommending that the full House vote to punish him on the floor. https://cnn.it/3TEyiNO
“Consider how much you may have fawned over some crush you had with your teen friends – we bond over stuff like that as young people because we have, literally, nothing else to talk about.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/curtains-f...
Curtains for Zoosha?
K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt!
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Go see Richard's ball!
Richard Herring@herring1967.bsky.social · 3d agoCan't believe I am heading to Edinburgh in two days! And will be just about to start show one three days from now! Come and see RHLSTP live (whilst you still can). Still tickets for every show richardherring.com/rhlstp for ticket link and confirmed guests.
“I’m not an election expert, so I don’t know how possible it is to actually rig an American election. I’ve been assured time and again that such a thing is impossible, but I’ve been told many such things were impossible right up until the moment they happened.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/drained
Drained
Amazing to me that the thing everybody knew they were totally lying about turns out to have been a thing they were totally lying about.
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“I’ve long admired the Italian pace of life, for example, which centers around family, and the French pace of life, which centers around complaining. Here, where life is dictated by the accumulation of dollars, I find myself less willing to participate.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/id-rather-...
I'd Rather Not
The summer malaise seems to be fully upon me, which ought not be terribly shocking considering I have yet to recover from my spring malaise, which followed the winter and autumnal versions of the same...
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For the Daily Beast, I wrote about Trump's problem with women. www.thedailybeast.com/why-trumps-b...
Why Trump’s Attacks on Kaitlan Collins Prove He’s a B***hy Queen
The makeup. The cattiness. The whining. Michael Ian Black is seeing a patterns.
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Why MTV’s The State Changed Sketch Comedy Long Live The State! director, Matthew Perniciaro tells Comedy History 101 - why MTV’s The State was so fearless, weird, and different podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... #TheState #MTV #MichaelShowalter #DavidWain #ThomasLennon @michaelianblack.bsky.social
Yes. He's worried there will be election security.
Marie 🇨🇦@pawbaby2.bsky.social · 7d agoMiles Taylor is right: Trump claims he’s worried about election security while gutting the FBI’s election task force, DHS election teams, ODNI’s threat cells, and now leaving the EAC with zero leadership. Weird way of showing you care. #USDemocracy
"It’s like Nolan has a preoccupation with the head of humanity but can’t quite find his way into its heart." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/christophe...
Christopher Nolan's ET
There’s some weird stuff in The Odyssey but, then again, it’s a weird story.
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So a TV show traded Anderson Cooper for Ross Douthat? A TV show???
"I have sat in the room with the legs crossed and the eyes closed. I’ve tried chanting and staring at the candle flame and reading the books. I’ve done these things with almost no consistency. So why haven’t they worked?" michaelianblack.substack.com/p/horses-don...
Horses Don't Read Self-Help Books
When I first heard that a small percentage of the population naturally has no such monologue, I had a hard time believing it.
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For the Daily Beast, I wrote about the ongoing Mitch 'sitch. www.thedailybeast.com/the-question...
The Questions We Should All Be Asking About Missing Mitch McConnell
And no, I don’t just mean whether he ate the poop lettuce.
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So can a trans boy (biological girl) also not be allowed to play girl's sports? THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IN AMERICA!!!
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 2w agoNancy Mace's amendment to ban trans youth from participating in women's sports at K-12 schools for military families passes 221-203 Don Davis #NC01 Henry Cuellar #TX28 Shomari Figures #AL02 Terri Sewell #AL07 Vicente Gonzalez #TX34 clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Whoa whoa whoa, since when is wind "no good reason"?
Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 2w agoTrump’s illegal tariffs on Canada exempt oil—which is about 1/4 of Canadian exports to the U.S.—along with some other things Trump’s illegal Iran war has made more expensive. So, uh, congrats to the Michigan and Ohio auto industry, voting to hurt your own livelihood for no good reason.
From the people who brought you evil... Here's REALLY fucking evil.
Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2w agoMark Zuckerberg's assistant at Meta, Josh Felker, who was responsible for Meta's "digital experiences for kids," was arrested after admitting he tried to sext a 13-year-old during an undercover sting. nypost.com/2026/07/20/u...
For all the other UFO weirdos on here.
D. Dean Johnson@ddeanjohnson.bsky.social · 2w agoThe House of Representatives will act soon on a version of the UAP Disclosure Act, legislation first proposed in 2023 by Senators Schumer & Rounds. Rep. Eric Burlison (R-MO) will offer it as an amendment to the defense policy bill (H.R. 8800). Text at link: amendments-rules.house.gov/amendments/B...
“Escapism is hard when the kitchen we're trying to escape is the entire planet.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/we-did-in-...
We Did, In Fact, Start the Fire
Sorry, Billy.
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This is what a Nazi would have tweeted about making Germany “Judenfrei.”
Chris wanted me to let everybody know how grateful we are that so many of you went to see "The Odyssey" this weekend. When we started working on it a few years ago, a lot of folks said nobody would want to see "an old Greek story." You proved them wrong. Our little labor of love is now yours.
WHY DO THESE TOTALLY INNOCENT MEN KEEP GETTING ARRESTED FOR SEX CRIMES AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING???
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 2w agoThe Tate brothers, known for their divisive internet personalities, face extradition to the UK on charges that include sexual assault and trafficking.
It's raining outside, there's pizza in the oven, and Ella Fitzgerald is on the hi-fi. Does it get any better? It does not.
I really like that my friend is a Celtic harpist. Anybody have any leads to help her out?
Debbie Ridpath Ohi@debbieohi.com · 3w agoSeeking advice from fellow Celtic harpists: I have been unsuccessful in trying to order a replacement tuning key (original got lost during move). Online shops I found don't ship to Canada. Tried getting one from Amazon but it was the wrong size. Advice welcome! Photo for ref: my harp (before move).
