Crimes Committed w Venus Pt2 Public Indecency Public Flogging Dine and Dash Assault on an Officer We were eating at a fancy river bar and snuck down to the edge to make out. Venus insisted on being spanked and running away to heighten the thrill. The assault I shall keep to myself for now. #poem
The Dog of Heaven
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The Pete Best of the Shitty Beatles. Y'all got popcorn titties.
Dear Idiots, Josh Hokit is a heel. When you fall for his schtick, he wins. #politics #michelleobama
Crimes I Committed With Venus. Part 1. Greivouis Bodily Harm, Copywrite Infringement Violations of the Cottage Act (we stole a recipie from an old Betty Crocker cookbook and accidentally poisoned people with pickled artichoke hearts). #poem #poetry #writing for @poemakontsa.bsky.social
I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over. - LENA OLEANDERSON #Poetry 💙📚👀
Local superfans. That kid with the lush hair was really really really really really into powerbombs. While none of these guys will be on #aewcollision any time, show was a blast. I love #prowrestling
JDX, with Temu Triple H, rowdy up the local youts. We skipped #aewcollision to get outside on a lovely night for the local indy. #prowrestling #indy #summer
We were supposed to be recording poems but we went out to the pro wrestling instead. They are pretty much the same. Probably more grunting in poetry. #prowrestling #indies #poetry
Ima have to write a book about that match. #aaa #wrestling #prowrestling #lucha #luchalibre #elgrandeamericano #mascaracontramascara #wwe
Lucha. Bloody. Libre. The greatest thing on Earth. God bless both Americanos. That was high art. #aaa #lucha #wrestling #prowrestling #art #raw #AMEXICANISBORN #thisisOURCULTURE
Shit. They've Learned Binary Code. If They Learn to Type With Those Tentacles, We Are Well Fucked. #art #surrealism #pencil #pastel #mixedmedia #code #thosebloodyjellyfishagain?
I Put Words in Hikaru's Mouth, My Toddler Puts the Pawns in His. "I wont share my toys." "I captured that rook fairly." Maturity test. Drool on the endgame. "No fun in cheatinf to win. No glory either." #chess #hikaruhaikuhahaha #haikufeels share #haiku #poem #poetry From 64 Poems About...
"Angry Sounding and Artificial." Some cicadas spend seventeen years umderground Lovecraftian brood Emerging together like something from Arkham with high-pitched thunder. Kasparov heard them KGB listening bugs and he went insane. From 64 Poems About.... #haiku #dailyhaikuprompt #chess #poetry
At Dinner and at the Table. Both are winners but chess is a binary sport, we cannot share. #chess #haiku #haikufeels share #poetry #poem
All the Things That Make Games Life. Hikaru teaches: chess is not black and white, its color, motion, joy. He knows we all lose but can still go home to play Geometry Dash! #chess #haiku #gaming #haikufeels know #poem #poetry #hikaruhaikuhahaha
Endgame Capiltalist Hegemony Will Not Stand, Man. "Spoiled prodigy. I know I can crush Fischer; stop hiding, Bobby!" From my upcoming book 64 Poems About Dead Grandmasters. #chess #dailyhaiku #haikufeels know #poem #poetry #haiku #skypoets
The Dog of Heaven is very popular with Only Whores today.
100,000 spineless liberals at the #fuckice protests. Not one brought soup or blankets to our house when my immigrant family was hungry and cold and too scared to go out. #Minnesota Nice indeed! #minneapolis #ice #protest #georgefloyd #politics
"Honey, put my Birkenstocks away and get my Nikes. If im gonna #fightracism at the protest today Im gonna need good arch support!" "We could walk by apt #39 on our way to ending oppression. They too scared to go out, being brown and all." "We dont have time." #protest #minneapolis #georgefloyd
"Gotta get out fight racism!" "You dont have to go out to do that. I'm in apt #39. Apt #42 harasses us all the time." "Uh. Is #Springsteen gonna be there?" "I can play Born to Run." "Uhh. Can i post about it on my socials?" "Sure, but we are ugly and not photogenic." "Take to the streets!" #protest
You fucking donkeys are gonna go outband protest WITH strangers, FOR strangers. People you live next to, love and know will starve alone, inside, scared and cold because you think social media is "community" and you are an "ally." People like my immigrant family. But hell Minnesota, enjoy the heat.
Go to the Floyd protests but ignore the people next to you that are suffering. Go out and protest and make sure people SEE that you are doing it, then post it on Bluesky. Performative outrage os the only rage you have. But you can feel good about youself, if only for today. Its the #minneapolis way