Melissa Cole

@melissacolebeer.bsky.social

Beer hack/International beer judge of mystery/Bad cricketer/Worse fisher Order my books here http://tinyurl.com/z9jd2ru or http://tinyurl.com/da95798b/ Loathe Scampi Fries but any other hate has no home on this timeline. https://linktr.ee/MelissaColeBeer

Dear Whoever at Apple Who Was Responsible For Moving the Control Key on the New Keyboards, I hope every one of your shoes is filled with Lego forever, you absolute bellend. Yours in deep frustration, The Generation That Grew Up Using Keyboard Shortcuts

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Dear American pals, I’ve just seen your new food pyramid, I reckon you should start stockpiling laxatives now because there’s going to be enough demand to create a black market soon! A backside hustle, if you will…

One thing I learned from my worst job: Pearl-clutching over someone using "bad language" can be a tactic, a form of linguistic DARVO. It's used purposely to deflect from whatever point the speaker was making. Good on anyone who refuses to take the bait.

Reform UK is proposing a "Britannia card" that would let wealthy foreigners pay a £250k fee to move to the UK, and live here exempt from all tax on their foreign assets What they don't say: it would cost the UK £34bn Report here, and thread below: buff.ly/gpe2Dpf

It’s not that I don’t want to come home, I do, I miss my husband, but I really don’t want to leave this fruit (and no, I will not be putting any in my bag, it’s so ripe it would turn my whole luggage into some horrifying ferment before I even hit the Elizabeth Line!)

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People of Manchester. I'm visiting soon for a work trip and I have an accessibility mission for you! Are there any wheelchair accessible restaurants in the Curry Mile that would welcome a guide dog? (Yes I know it's the law, but unfortunately I very often get refused by restaurants).

Now Keystone has acquired North’s brands, the sector is saddened. Could it be that brand identity is meaningless without beer integrity? Here, I look to the duo who began the North brand in earnest to show why the industry cares so much. www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2025/02/wher...

Where's your true North?

Now that private equity firm Keystone has acquired North Brewing Co’s brands, the sector is reeling. Could it be that brand identity is meaningless without beer integrity? Jessica Mason looks to the d...

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