On this Patreon episode, Josh and storyboard artist + all around man on the radio Steve Yurko @steveyurko.com talk about their time at the Animation is Film Festival in Hollywood, and discuss the six movies they saw. linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
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Wrapping up this year’s Bloodbath, we’re joined by our ooze correspondent Grey Keaton to discuss the icky and the divine, comedy of resignation, and the horror of love in 2009’s THIRST! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Bloodbath, we talk the temporal economics of shock, the inherent horror of the creation myth, and the power of word-of-mouth subversion in 1989’s BEGOTTEN! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
On this Patreon exclusive episode of CraigBrain, we dive deep into a sci-fi world of goo, jacked seven-foot white guys, and cosmic questions without answers. It's Ridley Scott's chopped and screwed remix, Prometheus. linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we discuss the horror of the cuck ceiling, really really bad dinner parties, and the delightful kaleidoscope of metaphor in 1968’s HOUR OF THE WOLF! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we debate the horror power of the chainsaw, marvel at what is not seen but felt, and ponder over the curious beauty of grasses and windchimes mid-slasher in 1974’s THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This year's run of Swimfans: Bloodbath has begun and I'm so delighted that they once again entrust me to make a theme for them! I went for a spooky, mysterious instrumental boom bap vibe and I'm really quite proud of what I came up with! You can listen to Swimfans wherever you get your podcasts!
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Swimfans: Bloodbath begins in the most Italian way possible as we explore tarantula puppets, inadvisable hoteliers, and what might be the most uncomfortable contact lenses in the world in 1981's THE BEYOND! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Swimfans: Bloodbath begins in the most Italian way possible as we explore tarantula puppets, inadvisable hoteliers, and what might be the most uncomfortable contact lenses in the world in 1981's THE BEYOND! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
It's the annual Choose Your Own Adventure episode! This week, Jennifer has selected for us three Doug Campbell (Deadly Mile High Club, Stalked By My Doctor) films for us to view and share round-robin style. Join us for mother-themed depravity, Doug-style! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on the show, we roll down our balaclavas to talk buffets of hot people, the fine line with depravity of showing some but not too much, and your college’s live death footage collection in 1996’s THESIS! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
On this Patreon episode, Josh cracks a One Wish Willow over Craig's head and tricks Jennifer into eating cat. That's right, it's the 2026 film OBSESSION. linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
On this Patreon episode, Josh cracks a One Wish Willow over Craig's head and tricks Jennifer into eating cat. That's right, it's the 2026 film OBSESSION. linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Unknown Pleasures, Josh and Craig talk the power of spaces, the burdens of adulthood and the world, and the searing light of the California sun in 1977’s KILLER OF SHEEP! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
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Sign my petition to get @swimfanspod.com to watch all the Twilight movies now. Because I really need Josh and Jennifer to see Breaking Dawn pt1 and 2 asap. I crave their righteous indignation.
This week on the pod, we talk teenage contrivance, the importance of vampire-specific powers and abilities, and Josh and Craig petition to become wolf wives in 2009’s THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on the show, we talk political paranoia in the 70s, unexpected editing and cinematographic choices, and incredibly drownable sheriffs in 1974’s THE PARALLAX VIEW! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Unknown Pleasures, we talk about the metaphorical concrete walls between people, contracting bug disease, and vomiting into your neighbor’s hole in 1998’s THE HOLE! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on the show, we talk the fantasy of abundance and community, befriending crows, and the beauty and grace of flesh buses in 1988’s MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Unknown Pleasures, Jennifer and Craig prepare to drop flash drives of conversation about Spielberg, generational divides of attitudes about systems, and getting alien powers in 2026’s DISCLOSURE DAY! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Unknown Pleasures, we talk about gay sex, clown-based liquor stores, and the switch from external sources of oblivion to internal ones in 1992’s THE LIVING END! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
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This week on the show, we welcome back video essayist and editor Delaney Jordan @infinitesnow.bsky.social to discuss making appeals to the fungus god, things made in the immediate wake of a pandemic, and how shag is too much shag in 2021's IN THE EARTH! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on the show, we welcome back video essayist and editor Delaney Jordan @infinitesnow.bsky.social to discuss making appeals to the fungus god, things made in the immediate wake of a pandemic, and how shag is too much shag in 2021's IN THE EARTH! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Swimfans, we celebrate Jennifer’s birthday and look back on formative film experiences, the power of a drifting crane shot, and we think about death and get sad and stuff in 2009’s ENTER THE VOID! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Unknown Pleasures, we submit to the power of cinematic distance, we beg at the altar of character perspective, and we worship the idea of just okay gay movies in 2025’s PILLION! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Swimfans, we opine broadly about masculinity and its foibles, the raw material of human sexuality, and the proper disposal of seabirds in 2019’s THE LIGHTHOUSE! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
Experience the faux wood paneling, used dip bottles and strange odors in the Uncle Zone as Heroes Three’s Matthew Tucciarone joins us to talk 1981 animated anthology film HEAVY METAL! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Unknown Pleasures, we talk the struggle of inhabiting a body around other bodies, various gay anxieties, and Josh missing the point entirely in 1991’s POISON! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
This week on Unknown Pleasures, we get really into witchy jerkoff chambers, ponder the meaning of the dog cannibalism box, and consider movies that don’t commit to anything in 2018’s HIGH LIFE! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans
It all returns to nothing. It all comes tumbling down. This week on Swimfans, we talk the profane and the divine, the power of sigils and esoterica, and the horrors of being a discrete person in the world in 1997's THE END OF EVANGELION! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans