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You know who we need most when companies overreach and desperately need reminding of their place? People who are already spending their cash on said company. I would love to start a Cancel Your Nitro Membership and Pass Along the Sentiment train. Just cancelled mine. Join me ✨ 🌹

Discord is going to reintroduce Global Age Verification, which restricts teen accounts.
Teens will face several limitations:
- Blocked access to NSFW channels and servers
- Sensitive media automatically blurred in chats and direct messages
- Mandatory message requests for incoming texts
- Restricted speaking access in Stage Channels
To lift these restrictions, unverified adults can confirm their age via one of the following options:
- Credit Card checks via k-ID x Stripe
- Official ID through k-ID
- Selfie
- Google Wallet

Funny thing about heavily documenting my tattoos with so many photos: if I notice a mole on my arm that makes me go "wait was that always there" I've got photos from years ago to see if they were indeed always there XD

So I can’t get a loan for my moped because of a bogus hospital bill from a visit that never happened affecting my credit that I can’t shake, and now I find out that the dealership financing institutions that allow for a cosigner won’t do loans for less than $3k, and I only need $2k.

Dear piece of shit parents of monstrous children, Do you allow your children to jump on random cars in the parking lot? Do you laugh when they set off car alarms? No? Then why do you stand there and laugh as your children jump on my bike like they're going to ride it? Sincerely, Go fuck yourself

Nope. Deleted that resin printer post. I am not asking randos for advice on how to spend $8000 on a large scale printer and I do not want that kind of response, nor was I asking about how to clean up a print.

Spoke to my scheduling manager today, who was more than willing to work with me on how many hours I’ve been given as of late. When I told her how many hours I’d be willing to work she actually went “oh, that’s generous! I thought you were gonna say half of that!” XD

I love that I'm so valued at work that I'm literally getting more hours than the two people who just got promoted to head cashier, but also I'm supposed to be part time, and they've got me working just a few hours shy of full time.

A work schedule showing that I have only two days off per week over the next three weeks, including a six day straight stretch

I said something REALLY FUCKING CLEVER to a customer today. He was buying one tiny thing and I noticed that he was wearing a shirt from a billiards hall, so I asked if he wanted a bag, or to just put it in his corner pocket He didn't get it

This little tan jumping spider (Platycryptus undatus) has been just as curious about me as I've been of him (males are much smaller than females). I held out my hand to see if he'd jump on me, and he did, but I think he was scared because he immediately jumped off XD

A tan jumping spider (Platycryptus undatus) chilling on the edge of an outside table

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

Ngl, one of my favourite things to do while watching dance comps is seeing someone REALLY DAMN GOOD and then having someone...less good right after then and just having a moment of "I wonder what you did to piss off whomever you very clearly pissed off" XD