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genuinely take so much psychic damage whenever people repost AI images or AI paintovers onto my timeline I wish it was worth even calling out at this point but it isn't just exhausting, so so exhausting

It feels like almost every day for the last week I've been just twenty minutes away from being able to get my goddamn moped, and every single time has been a bust because the seller is just not communicative. I'm losing my damn patience.

When I was in middle school, I finally got a computer with internet, and I spent a lot of time hanging out in Yahoo chat rooms. There was one girl I met in one of them who I ended up being really good friends with, and she just disappeared one day.

I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful

An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.

Dear every single streaming service, "Skip intro" means the entire fucking intro. Not half with another 30 seconds of credits. Also stop waiting to put the button on screen until halfway through the intro.

I would like to know why getting a moped has to be such a fucking ordeal. Buying a car? Dealerships are all too ready to give you the metaphorical sloppiest blowjob of your life to make a sale. Buying a moped? Rude, short tempered, yelling at customers, hanging up on them, not answering questions…

I think what I hate most about being a cashier is the older people who are really lonely and need someone to talk to. Not because it's a burden or anything, I just feel so bad for them that the only person they can talk to is a random cashier.

I'm so fucking livid. Dude is selling a bike that's perfect for what I'm looking for, has all the upgrades I would have wanted to do, and he's willing to go down to a lower price, so we drive out to him and end up waiting a full fucking hour, him saying he was on his way and only minutes away before

Message from the seller saying "hey man I'm so sorry I started it this morning and had no issues but went it now and can't get it to start. Let's reschedule if you can. If not I understand. I will keep you posted."

Halfway! Thank you whoever’s helped/reshared, it means a lot and, I kinda teared up at the well wishes and the help… Link is in the OG post if anyone can still help- Besides that, Just about finished my big priority piece so I’m back to my regular queue! Will try at a buff Boye YCH soon^^

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Eldritch Trickster@raiydiusreijhn.bsky.social · last wk.

At a friend’s request, making a post- As of now I'm at risk of being homeless if we can't make rent; My partners job terminated him and they sent us back to Texas from Seattle, so what little we had has been just keeping us afloat. Still taking comms but, if anyone can help- (1/2)

I've got a line on a used moped that exactly fits my specifications and I'm on an extreme time limit because it's an hour away and my ride there works tonight and I won't have another chance to jump on this until next Thursday so I'm currently going out of my FUCKING mind

Playing Tormentum 2 and. Mm. The presentation of the "kill the bird baby or don't" choice is. Horrible. Every other choice in the game is basically presented "either kick the dog or don't" but the baby bird is presented so that you don't have a choice...unless you do something completely convoluted.

I hate these 1pm shifts because I wake up with barely any time to check all my messages and ease into the day before I have to start getting ready, and it’s so little time that I’m basically just waiting to get ready

Someone came into work today with a dog that looked EXACTLY like Wishbone, and I asked his owner of anyone has every called him Wishbone, to which he tells me that that was actually his name when he adopted him, but he changed it... ...to Murphy. I've never been so disappointed.

Sitting in the dark and watching stuff on my iPad with the brightness set to as low as it can go and the volume as quiet as it can be without being muted because this migraine is absolutely kicking my ass