took myself out on a date :)

RACK$$$$

𝖂𝖄𝕹𝕿𝕰𝕽@rtnyw.bsky.social · 18h ago

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i think the only con of solo gym is you don’t have someone for assistance like it’s hard to do certain shit right

the cool thing about climate change is the beach erosion in socal taking out multi million dollar beach homes

get in the eva shinji! we have to stop the second plane!

take me back to sharing kisses with my pretty girlfriend in between the fine art paintings from hundreds of years ago

take up space you capable beautiful transsexual

the perfect polycule needs some clocky girls because you can't build a home without a few bricks send post

idk i think bands have a 10-15year cap

slipknot voice:letsgoletsgoletsgletsgoletsgetsgoletsgoletsgoletsgiletsgoletsgoletsgoletsgoletsgoletsgoletsgoletsgo to the beach and have a nice day :)

its the anniversary of bluesky adding video support

eaei@tape.bsky.social · 2y ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS

the new slipknot song is so bad i thought it was ai

a moment of silence for those who got banned and can’t make 9/11 jokes 🫡

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #166 FEEEEDD ME, SEMEEENNNN (mon/tue/thurs/fri)

need to go to nola so i can take a picture with the crowbar statue before i die

ty buff alt ladies on my ig feed im trying to be like u when i grow up thank you

i think it would be so cute if i got waterboarded uwu ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა

there’s no way he does this speech without being bedridden for at least two weeks right like bro is about to pass out

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

"Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in history that loves us so much he can't even breathe" -- in extremely culty scene, Trump has his supporters pledge to him that they will vote, then tells them they will "go to hell" if they don't Here's the full sequence:

bluesky is gate keeping my wholesome bangers

what if u had 100 gfs and they were all mad at u

i will now be addressed as “your Radiance” thank fuck this book picked up again

𝖂𝖄𝕹𝕿𝕰𝕽@rtnyw.bsky.social · 2w ago

finally picked up the starving saints again being addressed as “You Radiance” goes so hard

men always think you're just waiting for their validation lmao you aint shit

nathan fielder as gendo ikari

𝖂𝖄𝕹𝕿𝕰𝕽@rtnyw.bsky.social · 2d ago

nathan fielder directing the new neon genesis

nathan fielder directing the new neon genesis

shotgunning my dick off

merry kirkmas everyone make sure u leave out cookies tonight for the planes tomorrow

you’re not allowed to complain about extreme weather temperatures if you actively use AI, chatGPT etc etc 🤷🏻‍♀️

since ai is gunna kill us all soon, real quick anyone want to confess their undying desire to throw me off a balcony head first

“where’s my hug at?” but we both explode into a billion lil pieces in front of a crowd