Guys. Vassago is gonna put in all the stops and Stolas is going to realize that it just doesnβt feel right And theyβre going to talk And Stolas is going to open up about his feelings for Blitz And Vassago is a good boy so instead of getting angry, heβs going to talk some sense into Stolas
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35, they/them. Minors DNI. I'm just here to scream into the void about helluva boss. PFP art by IMPAssociate https://archiveofourown.org/users/cloodstrauss
Me at the end of ep 4: I kind of do wish theyβd done weekly releases so I could have some time to sit with this one Me at the end of ep 5: They were absolutely right to put these two back to back #hbspoilers
Am I gonna have to write fanfiction if Mr. Mortimer Butler
Beautiful. I can sense this one is going to become a prominant fandom reaction meme to Seeing Some Bullshit. (I think this is the best way to work memes into stuff like this, where it's both blink and you miss it and also still makes sense in context even if you don't know the original.) #hbspoilers
Mortimer, youβre so fucking precious You may not be Stolasβs father But your are most definitely his daddy
This episode was so good. Brandon nailed EVERYTHING with the writing in terms of the comedy and the emotional bits. He put so much love into it and I'm not surprised it was so good! What a ride! I'm so happy π
I will never grow tired of the βreality shows edit for their own useβ gag
This is the third time BlitzΓΈ has been hugged by someone he loves and lets himself accept their love in return. Fizz Millie Stolas
like the way stolas snuggles tighter and blitz melts into him ughh im SICK sick i tell u!!!! #helluvabossspoilers
like the way stolas snuggles tighter and blitz melts into him ughh im SICK sick i tell u!!!! #helluvabossspoilers
this made me genuinely sob,, oh blitz you big softie sweetie i heard that purr :') #helluvabossspoilers #stolitz
Oh fuck I was crying and then the stupid joke came along of owl x lizard, then I was laughing and crying, they talked, I was back to crying and then Millieβs makeup made me laugh again, then pilot mention I felt so much love FUCK this show is so special. Iβm all over the place now #helluvaspoilers
My fucked up little blorbos
Would like to point out Stolas has never once said that he doesnβt still have feelings for Blitz his feelings have not changed or he would have said they change. Heβs never once said that he doesnβt still love Blitz
BEAK ON BEAK BEAK ON BEAK BEAK ON BEAK
The fact that the only thing Stolas has of his mother and he always intended to give it to Via
It's actually crazy that Blitz and Stolas both have dead mom pendants
Blitz you have come so far I can't wait to see where you go, my little weird lizard man. I'm proud of you.
Fuck it man I don't fucking know.
I believe that they're going to have both Stolas and Blitz resolve their unfulfilled youthful crushes in the upcoming episodes so that they can finally choose each other freely. #HelluvaBoss #spoilers
Keep in mind, chat Stolas didnβt choose to stand up to the Goetia for Vassago. He chose to play the part. He did choose Blitz. He is struggling to allow himself to actually be with Blitz, but he did choose Blitz
I will just say⦠this show is way more enjoyable when you just trust the team.
I hate his stupid fucking haircut your honor I want to shove him in a locker.
Vassago is offering Stolas the ultimate temptation: A fantasy of an ultimately uncomplicated romance story in which he is the protagonist, with none of the real pain and struggle of a real romance.
I cannot hate Stolas because a starved dog will eat until he pukes, and what I see in Stolas is a starved dog who's finally getting food. He's a self-centered asshole who is learning hit after hit that you cannot gorge until you get sick.