We need to rise up, people!

watch out- my cat is being weird.

girl, it’s my birthday

This drunk motherfucker comes to my work after closing time (i’m locking the door) and asks to “take a look around” i say ”sorry we’re closing” and DMF is like “other business owners let me take a look around- it’s about community!” and i said “that’s great, man” and i close and lock the door.

furries, don’t forget to wash your furry suits

I mean, 9 to 5 alone!

arizmendi on San Pablo has the best oatmeal raisin cookies. 10/10

ai restaurant signs are frightening me

i am so proud of my fern.

armadillos should sound like accordions when they run

After 3 hospitalizations for mental health shit I’ve decided a lot of nurses actually suck. The good nurses are really good, though. But the sucking ones really suck ass. These are my thoughts on nurses.

the other day i caught my cat sucking on my other cat‘s neck in the weirdest way. I felt like a voyeur!

i’m cruising for #lesbians

rosie, my cat

what is fake meat made of? mushroom snouts?

the western US is too big

i love spacemoth

i’m driving my janky car to colorado

i got my haircut and nothing can stop me

sondheim fuckin rules

I love my therapist! in a normal way!

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

The birds are popping off right now

we’re supposed to record the podcast today but my content gland has run dry

i’m making a pet picture corner at work

can all problems be boiled down to that situation where the baby monkey chooses between the wire mom monkey and the soft mom monkey?

i’m starting to think

my gf is out of town- time to focus in and be normal

Writing is the most hellish creative activity. Prove me wrong!