payton mitchell
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DO NOT EAT SUN BASIN SOAP HANK IS BEING A BAD EXAMPLE
Hank Green@hankgreen.bsky.social · yesterdayNot even my greatest this week…
“bags rich people carry” “how rich people dress for the airport” “rich people would NEVER do this” well rich people are weird and have bad taste so write that down
every day is a battle between me and premiere pro and today premiere is WINNING
if you work in social media should you add “ran a successful stan twitter account” to your linkedin ANSWER QUICKLY
My shampoo bar has been feeling lonely. If only it had a friend…👀
going dress clothes shopping with my husband is infuriating. he just walks in, tells a sales person his size and what colors he is looking for, and they all fit💫
i’m wearing contacts for the first time in YEARS and i feel like this 🌝
RESET THE COUNTER! Learn about Hank’s new project in today’s We’re Here: werehere.beehiiv.com
me listening to humans feat. jerome goddard aka the bug guy from mississippi state
the hollywood, ending book tour being nowhere near me is actually criminal
*glasses shopping* me: i like big frames but i don’t want to look obnoxious. well… i want to look *a little* obnoxious. woman helping me: i know the perfect ones. she brought me the frames she had in mind and they were indeed perfect. queen of glasses shopping!!
it’s always wild geese by mary oliver but it should be snow geese by mary oliver sometimes!!
found out today that every time my friend says “added this book to my TBR” she just means she screenshotted the cover her tbr is a bunch of random screenshots in her camera roll amongst all the other photos
if you ever come to my house and see dirt paw prints on my white throw pillows, you know who to blame
a woman came up to me at the gym as i was finishing my workout and told me i smell good me, covered in sweat:
not everyone wanted to hear a love song written about bo burnham but i did!! thank you phoebe bridgers
the 2 days of slightly cooler temps at the end of the 10 day forecast is always there and it’s ALWAYS A LIE!! this is a trick from Big Weather to give false hope!!
mainstream romance books always make me relate to a man enough!!!!
none of my friends have read Hollywood, Ending yet so i have to confront the source
got my feet scanned at a running store and i have been buying the correct size and my feet are very normal exercise is miserable just because i hate it unfortunately ❤️
saw someone online describe one of my favorite perfumes as “fecal”
my friend has made me several different colors and sizes of these little book pouches and i love them so much!!
afterlife job idea for people who were bad but not THAT bad: spreading natural peanut butter from the bottom of the jar onto untoasted bread
if you meet me in the summer you aren’t actually meeting me. the real me only exists in the fall and winter!! if it was over 75 degrees, idk her.