if you meet me in the summer you aren’t actually meeting me. the real me only exists in the fall and winter!! if it was over 75 degrees, idk her.

i know everyone really wants to know my thoughts on the wicker movie so i guess i have to go see it so i can give an honest review 😔

i want to have in-person interaction with my colleagues so bad!! i am tired of everything being online!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE

i got lily pollen ALL OVER the arms of a sweatshirt while arranging some in a vase so i immediately washed it (apparently this is exactly the wrong thing to do) but someone online said to sit it in the sun and IT TOTALLY DISAPPEARED this is magic to me.

does anyone else ever hear a sizzling noise that sounds like it’s coming from your throat when you’re really hungry? like, just for a second or two?

i wish i could elaborate but just know that this is how i feel rn

payton mitchell@paytmitch.bsky.social · 4d ago

i’m reading john’s new book and drinking a banana pudding latte in a coffee shop THIS WILL BE YOU IN LIKE 7 WEEKS AND YOU WILL BE SO HAPPY

i’m reading john’s new book and drinking a banana pudding latte in a coffee shop THIS WILL BE YOU IN LIKE 7 WEEKS AND YOU WILL BE SO HAPPY

i’m about to swim to the bottom of the ocean and chew through the internet cables

what if we all have a collective timeout and just calm down a little

new humiliating group activity: everyone shares their youtube “watch later” playlist

job perk: getting to read john’s book early job curse: having to keep secrets

THIS is the best Awesome Socks design - me every single month

i need more mentorship in my life bc i simply cannot keep making decisions with no one smarter than me telling me no

hearing hank call our relationship “fraught” in a podcast that i literally help with

got home from vacation, sprained my thumb, hosted my parents and grandparents for 3 days, and started therapy with a new therapist all in the last 4 days

fell asleep on the plane and woke up with “frequency for deep trauma healing” auto playing on youtube so hopefully it worked

i love being in vacation but hate knowing that any of my screen time for the next week is just love of the game

showing up to new england with linen pants, an ll bean boat & tote, and a dream

“should I go on vacation?” that depends! would you rather: 1. have 3 medium stress weeks 2. have 2 hell weeks with one no stress week in between

living in a high allergen area while also trying to be responsible and stay home if you’re sick is a nightmare combo

many have been saying this!!

i had a stress dream that i committed a crime and my response was to start deleting all of my social media so the true crime podcasts wouldn’t get free material

i love my family recipes because you have to guess your way through 50% of it and it builds character

when i become president people who get married have to combine last names into a new hybrid word and it has to be whatever the funnest option is

if processed meat takes time off your life i have one foot in the grave just from all the fried bologna sandwiches i ate as a child

next weekend i will be crying to noah kahan while diving around new england AS GOD INTENDED!!!

the “your camera roll if you were dating“ videos are out of hand bc why am i in a long distance relationship with the yellow wordle square

when i’m logged into client accounts and they don’t have notifications on for my posts they might as well say they hate me like i agreed to work for you under the assumption that you would become my fan!!

Wanna hear me cry like a little baby about science communication? Check out the most recent episode of Humans with the legend, Jad Abumrad. (humanswithhank.com)

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We are much weirder than we think we are.

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my sleep paralysis demon