2026 ACL Weekend 1 Bingo is finally here, y'all! 💦 Have fun and stay moist 💦
The air in Austin today feels like Miami and Jakarta are hooking up inside a rubber bodysuit filled with warm pudding
My new Venn is here, starring ACL, Westlake Marriages, and Austin BBQ
Texas voters after comparing Greg Abbott's positions on affordability, education, data centers, Flock cameras, ICE, Big Bend, and about 100 other things to Gina Hinojosa's
@evilmopacatx.bsky.social interviewed Democratic candidate for TX Railroad Commission, Jon Rosenthal. Evil wrote about it in his substack, here (FYI - TXRRC is about oil and gas, nor railroads):
Get to Know Texas Railroad Commissioner Candidate, Rep. Jon Rosenthal
No, Bo French won’t be joining us for this one
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Texans: Very Important and insightful one today, as Texas State Rep. Jon Rosenthal joins me to discuss his important race for Texas Railroad Commissioner vs xenophobic Cinemax After Dark himbo, Bo French. evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/get-to-kno...
Get to Know Texas Railroad Commissioner Candidate, Rep. Jon Rosenthal
No, Bo French won’t be joining us for this one
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presently in a Houston airport bar and a guy is playing acoustic and singing. he’s fantastic. the place is packed but … I am literally the only person who claps for him. wtf is wrong w people?
Real talk, being insistent that God has a penis and balls is infinitely weirder than saying "God isn't binary"
Rafael Garces Perez is in the U.S. legally, is not a criminal, and is working a job. He was shot in the back by the same cowardly taintlords who came in 4th place for a Wal-Mart loss prevention job, was denied medical care, and is being held without the Due Process required by the U.S. Constitution
We've reached the "Import Potash From Belarus" level of the simulation
My Coyote vs ACME review is here! An enjoyable, satisfying allegory for 2026 evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/my-coyote-...
My ‘Coyote vs ACME’ Review: A Fun, Deeply Satisfying Allegory For 2026
A manic but oddly affecting crowd pleaser for these cutthroat times
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There are basically two types of humans out there: people who reflexively support ICE whenever they shoot someone and people you want in your life
I examine and eviscerate the disgusting comments made about UT-Austin students by Bo French (Free article) evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/texas-poli...
Texas Politician Ignites a Hideous Firestorm Against UT-Austin Students
The Republican candidate for Railroad Commissioner is a disgusting canary in a deeply racist coalmine
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Texans, you get the privilege of enthusiastically voting against ghouls like this in November Don't fuck it up. Send a message to the taintlords
Ted Cruz interrupted during ESPN appearance by fired-up crowd chanting, "TED, YOU SUCK!"
All y'all who take the MoPac toll lane today will get a $5000 check! Thank you for your attention to this matter
A.I. Humpers: "This beautiful, revolutionary new technology is going to make everything better for the human race in ways we can't yet even fathom" 99% of A.I. use in 2026:
My latest journey into the hilarious and terrifying HEB clearance rack (Link in comments)
Greg Abbott was given 12 years and has squandered every chance to make Texas better for all of us, selling out to special interests and bowing to Trump. I've had enough. It's @ginafortexas.bsky.social time!
This is a fun one, as Austin Weather Dude Avery Tomasco hops on Evil MoPac for a very worthwhile chat. Old rivals now respectful friends? We’ll see evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/austin-wea...
Austin Weather Dude/Social Media Star Avery Tomasco Joins Me To Discuss Rain Domes, Taintlords, and I-35
Yes, we will talk about the Austin Rain Dome
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There's nothing quite like a breathtaking shot of downtown from Travis Heights. How can you not be romantic about Austin?
I review a naughty and ridiculously enjoyable ZZ Top in Austin show evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/the-best-a...
The Best (And Naughtiest!) ZZ Top in Austin Moments
I saw the second post-Frank Beard show and it was a banger
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Re: Texas data centers, Greg Abbott feels like the Mayor in Jaws right now except he's pretending he always wanted the beaches closed