Kick back and relax. Use telekinesis to grab a drink. Woo hoo. Ugh. Is there anything to do around here?
Samus Aran
@officiallysamus.bsky.social
(Dms closed) #MVRP #OpenRP Not affiliated with Nintendo. 🔞
"I remember that time I updated my pfp on twatter and the source image had two variations. Caused a lot insecure guys to beg me to tell them which one was the actual one I used. You can guess why."
"What have I missed?" Looks at my phone. "What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
"Obligatory check-in on all of you. Behaving?" -Be back in a year. XD
💠Handle change from femboysamus to twinksamus. Maybe that will stop people from requesting me to rp as an underage version. >:/ I'm seriously disappointed in some of you.
Oh. Florida. I hope you get everything you deserve. Enjoy the blue balls after January 1st.
"Not me constantly getting stuck... Nooooo... I probably shouldn't work my legs so much at the gym."
"So. Nintendo took down a bunch of nsfw stuff from my twatter, confirming that all of it was canonical."
💠Do I dare make an account for an old cringe slenderverse oc....
"Morning all. Except those who sleep on the left side of the bed." She's bored.
"Every time I open this app, I'm seeing weirder and weirder things... Please don't make me regret opening it in public..."
"I should start a Council of Samus... I've seen so many of me as of late it would be kinda funny."
"You're knuckles are reloaded. a time to crack them."
💠At some point, I'll get to finishing my pinned with more information. I'm just too lazy.
💠 WELP! My nights just been ruined. Just saw a lewd Gregory from FNAF account posting porn. BLOCK
"I'm a ten... But... I will end up locking my legs around you during sex."
"One, He was one of the generic donors that allowed me to survive on the Chozo homeworld, so in a sense, he's one of the three Bird dads I've had. And two... I kinda stopped his evil plan to take over the galaxy." She shrugged. "My life is weird."
"As me your questions and I'll provide the answers. I can't tell you what you want to know without hearing you out~"
