I just heard someone refer to hand written non LLM generated software as trad code, and I feel very ill now.
MediumC0re
@replicantredux.bsky.social
dumb jokes, horror hot takes, gastro-enthusiast, neuro-spicy, feral queer, mini painter, movie lover, he/him, probably a synthetic
Whatever you do, DO NOT look for parrallels between the corporate history of Taco Bell and the history of Middel Earth. It will become an all consuming obsession, people will start having interventions for you. It gets messy is what I'm saying
The abyss is being such a jerk, no texts, no dms. Like wtf I stared into you.
Pro tip, a 65 dollar Costco membership gets you unlimited access to that really cold room were they keep the berries
I think being a subteranean real estate agent will pay off sooner or later
Posting in the before times was so rich like the Cretaceus era. Maybe life could go back to growing shells vs being able to crush marine shells
Is it ever too late to begin constructing a vast labrynth under a mountain to horde the knowledge and wealth obtained during an unnaturally prolonged life? Ask your crypt advisor today.
Never mock someone who plays a theremin because you do not want to be haunted by a thermin playing ghost. It'll be all wibbly wobbly eerie sounds all night long. Trust me its the worst.
Comfotable canvas shoes with a blue rubber label are pretty neat. Thanks for comings to my Keds talk
Get on your feet, put your hands in the air and make some noise ya'll. It's PIZZA TIIIIIIIME!
You can't order a half sandwhich and then another different half sandwhich from the pick two menu without ending up on some kind of watch list
Computer, rewrite the internet using Rust and check it into my github repo
The only film that I'm thankful it was lost is "When Teletubies ATTACK" (2000) staring are a young MediumC0re
oh no. no no no. I just ate the bagel of destiny guys what do I do?
Ya'll I'm doing a performance art show where I play Mine Sweeper on a Win 95 VM using a mouse that has a ball in it.
Sarah, you're so coool 🎶
Bowser Plays Piano in The Super Mario Bros Movie
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Sarah Stubbs@sarahstubbssays.bsky.social · 3w agoThis is truly a highlight of my career! So grateful for the opportunities afforded to me! Daniel isn't on BlueSky, but I appreciate both he and @philnobilejr.bsky.social for taking the time to be on the show! #GastroHorror #HorrorSky
How have the Ninja Turtles stayed teenage for decades? What's their secret?! Maybe they're born with it, Maybe it's mutagen
Werner Herzog's Civilization VI The barbarian does not know that it is sitting on uranium ore, a late game resource. The barbarian will not survive to see the late game and yet it continues sitting on the uranium ore.
slurping my udon noodles so fast that the wiggly end cracks like a whip
Hey wow thanks for asking! Yes I'd love to eat chips with you and talk shit. Let me check my schedule.
Hey kids you wanna try something? I got a care free summer day, wanna try it?
This is why, as rule, I never break sticks. You'll never catch me suffering from a stuck based curse. no sir
Sarah Stubbs@sarahstubbssays.bsky.social · last mo.I do love me a random ass @letterboxd.social list… boxd.it/WqnvG
Sometimes I like to use ketchup slices as a base for tomato sauce just like buillon cubes