I prefer bash shell. That is all.

Geologically speaking we should expect all data lakes to become data wetlands as sediment is depositied over time. Eventually they will even turn into data meadows

Anybody ever figure out how to convert BTUs to American Thermal Units?

Do you have any idea how high stakes the sauce industry is? Imagine working in a test kitchen for six months and only having thousand island to show for it?

Cops steal 650 rolls of toilet paper from innocent civilllians that they didn't like. Do they have any idea how much they harmed the joy and upbringing of these all american house TPing kids?!

WCVB NewsCenter 5, Boston@wcvb5.bsky.social · 2d ago

Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism | Click on the image to read the full story

The deep seated urge to slowly twist a knife blade so that it gleams in a shaft of light while wearing black leather gloves

How many interns do you think are researching you and aggregating something about you in a report... right... now

Happy to report there is an appropriately large shoulder mounted eyeball in this movie

Sarah Stubbs@sarahstubbssays.bsky.social · 2d ago

My review for Resident Evil is now on the site! I had a great time with it and can't wait to revisit it! If you're on the fence about seeing it this weekend, I suggest going. This is a fun one to see with a crowd! #HorrorSky #FilmSky sarahstubbssays.com/resident-evi...

The Surveilance Economy

Does Mario source blue shells from the Blue Oyster Cult? Find out in my upcoming expose

If you spill milk while chopping an onion at the same time it throws a stack exception in reality and you noclip into... the Snackrooms

"Whatever Happened To Gravis" is the working title of my current script

Random Stranger@randomstranger.bsky.social · last wk.

Just came across this beauty while digging through my PC stuff bin for a video cable. The pinacle of PC game controllers in 1992. It cannot be understated how awful PC controllers were before this since the standard was designed by International Business Machines.

I always have irons in the fire! However, this time, I’m stepping outside of horror to talk about food in pop culture with my long time friend @mrdaps.bsky.social! We’ll have 1-2 episodes of @geekeatspodcast.bsky.social every month! Be sure to subscribe and come hungry because we’ll have recipes!

Geek Eats@geekeatspodcast.bsky.social · last wk.

Introducing Geek Eats! Check out what is coming with this new culinary adventure here: geekeats.net/2026/09/10/i...

My drafts are empty?! Somebody stole all my drafts! THIEF!

I just heard someone refer to hand written non LLM generated software as trad code, and I feel very ill now.

Whatever you do, DO NOT look for parrallels between the corporate history of Taco Bell and the history of Middel Earth. It will become an all consuming obsession, people will start having interventions for you. It gets messy is what I'm saying

The abyss is being such a jerk, no texts, no dms. Like wtf I stared into you.

Pro tip, a 65 dollar Costco membership gets you unlimited access to that really cold room were they keep the berries

I think being a subteranean real estate agent will pay off sooner or later

Posting in the before times was so rich like the Cretaceus era. Maybe life could go back to growing shells vs being able to crush marine shells

Bit of a prude to be named Hordak, dont you think?

Is it ever too late to begin constructing a vast labrynth under a mountain to horde the knowledge and wealth obtained during an unnaturally prolonged life? Ask your crypt advisor today.

This is the ideal man according to looksmarxxing

Never mock someone who plays a theremin because you do not want to be haunted by a thermin playing ghost. It'll be all wibbly wobbly eerie sounds all night long. Trust me its the worst.

Comfotable canvas shoes with a blue rubber label are pretty neat. Thanks for comings to my Keds talk

Get on your feet, put your hands in the air and make some noise ya'll. It's PIZZA TIIIIIIIME!

You can't order a half sandwhich and then another different half sandwhich from the pick two menu without ending up on some kind of watch list

Computer, rewrite the internet using Rust and check it into my github repo

This is fascism.

The only film that I'm thankful it was lost is "When Teletubies ATTACK" (2000) staring are a young MediumC0re