Dancin’ Dan on Film

@dancindan.bsky.social

Performer since birth, tap dancer since the age of 10. Official film critic since 2016 (unofficial since the 90s). Rotten Tomatoes Approved since 2024. Writing/podcasting @ AwardsWatch, Next Best Picture. Proud member, GALECA.

Marty Mauser may be a little shit, but MARTY SUPREME and Timothée Chalamet are irresistible - an ‘80s-styled, 50s-set sports movie with an electric score by Daniel Lopatin and an ensemble firing on all cylinders. A bit too long, but the ending makes it worth it. A huge crowdpleaser. We have a race?

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Chloe Zhao’s brutal, intimate masterpiece HAMMET cracked me wide open. A gorgeous tribute to the art that comes out of grief and how it can heal us. Jessie Buckley and Paul Mescal’s emotionally raw performances rank with the best ever. That finale. ALL the tears. #TIFF50

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I had a lot of fun with EXIT 8! Gets a bit ridiculous with the “why are you not turning around and running from the VERY OBVIOUS anomaly right in front of you” bits, but it’s clever, well-crafted, and a smart adaptation of the game. Kazunari Ninomiya is an endearing lead. #TIFF50

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Anders Thomas Jensen is fast becoming a new favorite. THE LAST VIKING is full of his signature off-the-wall humor from its cast of eccentrics, and it’s a genuinely emotional family drama to boot! Didn’t know how much I needed Mads Mikkelsen singing “Chiquitita”. #TIFF50

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Edward Berger directs the ever-loving hell out of BALLAD OF A SMALL PLAYER, a basic gambling flick elevated by a blast of lurid style and a sweatily committed Colin Farrell. Interesting spin on the eat-the-rich narrative, in which eating the rich just makes you sick. #TIFF50

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The Professional meets Imaginary in Bryan Fuller’s DUST BUNNY. His signature blend of whimsy and macabre transfers seamlessly to the big screen, with delightfully florid camerawork and music. The CGI doesn’t always convince, but the premise and execution are so fun! #TIFF50

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Just got flattened by Hikari’s RENTAL FAMILY. It wears its heart on its sleeve and is so generically heartwarming that I suspect a lot of people will not care for it, but I found its sense of empathy irresistible, and Brendan Fraser is the perfect vessel for it. #TIFF50

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PRAISE BE! WAKE UP DEAD MAN sees Rian Johnson put a stake thru the heart of those who approach religion from a place of hate rather than love. Another flawlessly cast, cleverly written, socially relevant, supremely entertaining mystery from the new master of the genre. #TIFF50

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Kyle Gallner and Samara Weaving have combustible chemistry in CAROLINA CAROLINE, a tremendously entertaining Bonnie & Clyde update that hit the gas early on and never lets up. As a bonus, the questions of destiny and self-determination feel incredibly relevant. #TIFF50

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Byun Sung-hyun’s super-entertaining ‘70s airport thriller GOOD NEWS is incredibly exciting for its first half before becoming a bit exhausting in its second. The political satire is hilarious, but the plot machinations get so complex that it can be hard to keep up. #TIFF50

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Sydney Sweeney shines in CHRISTY, bobbing and weaving her way through a generic boxing flick that shines most when it lets her dig deep into the character. Pulls no punches about its subject’s not-so-savory side, and the emotion hits hard, but it’s prestige filmmaking at its blandest. #TIFF50

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The dialogue-free element of MOTOR CITY never rises above the level of a gimmick and the soundtrack choices may be obvious, but the action is incredibly badass. An artsy exploitation flick in search of a Grindhouse-style double feature. Alan Ritchson is a fucking beast. #TIFF50

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John Early’s MADDIE’S SECRET had me in stitches - a dead-on parody of Lifetime-esque after school special movies with genuine dramatic heft courtesy of Early’s fabulous gender-bending performance, which is so much more than a piece of stunt casting. #TIFF50

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Aneil Karia’s bold, brutal modern-dress HAMLET makes some brilliant staging choices, most of which work, but Riz Ahmed’s livewire performance as a man so wracked by grief that he drags everyone around down with him is on another level. Great ensemble and score. #TIFF50

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I’m not ready to really talk about SENTIMENTAL VALUE in depth because it’s a touch too personal, but it is Trier’s best film, Reinsve’s best performance, and Skarsgard’s crowning achievement. An intimate metacinematic epic that goes places I was not expecting. #Cannes2025

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THE HISTORY OF SOUND tests the limits of stereotypically British restraint as it works through its story of love and folk music. Josh O’Connor and Paul Mescal build a palpably deep connection but the clichéd second half is so restrained it loses its pulse. Handsome but uninspired. #Cannes2025

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Scarlett Johansson’s feature debut ELEANOR THE GREAT is a conventional but sensitive portrayal of the many ways grief freezes us in place. June Squibb is at her hilarious and heartbreaking best as a woman whose grief-based white lie has unintended ripple effects. #Cannes2025

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Julia Ducournau throws enough ideas for a hundred movies at ALPHA to try to make something stick, but it’s too much for anything to cohere. The emotional strength of the performances keeps it watchable, but this is a raw as fuck mess of titanic proportions. #Cannes2025

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EAGLES OF THE REPUBLIC is my first Competition dud at #Cannes2025 - not funny enough to be a great comedy, too surface-level to be a great drama, and not exciting enough to be a great thriller… until everything snaps into place for a killer final sequence. Too little, too late.

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Kleber Mendonça Filho’s THE SECRET AGENT took a while for me to get into but once I did, I was so taken by its playful blend of historical drama, spy thriller, and metacinematic research project. Wagner Moura is genuinely great across multiple time periods. #Cannes2025

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The bulk of Sebastian Lelio’s THE WAVE is the most audacious thing I’ve seen at #Cannes2025 - an extended increasingly surrealistic musical sequence set during the Chilean university protests that examines every nuance of the fight the students undertook. Daniela López is a charisma bomb lead.

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