🖤Impy🖤
@infernal-imp.bsky.social
Minion of Hell. Fit for purpose, but a right pest. Politely declining your pink bits and politics; your core is a lot tastier.✨
Just remembered Evanescence are playing Brum tomorrow, and I’m not going, because my sister is an anusface. Retreating to the quilt to sulk. Sweet dreams.. 💤✨ (Unless you’re going to the concert, you can burn!)
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Tough times call for tough self-care. Yes, it’s indulgent and naughty…bite me. 🤷🏻♀️
Lunch. Amazing swim, I was anticipating my body to fight it as I’m a bit under the weather, but I glided like a knife through butter. Bit chufty pants.
I have spent six hours photographing, and uploading items to Vinted. They just messaged me to say I am clearly a commercial seller, so they have banned me and removed my items. 😭
Philomena Cunk Are You Joking
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August is a stinky-face, time to mellow…and try to avoid that detestable Coke lorry for as long as possible! Happy new month, my loves. 🧡🍂🔥
It’s finally under 25c in my bedroom!! 🥳🙌🎊👏🎉💃 Sweet dreams, guys and dolls. 😘✨
Child wanted a Pancake Day before she leaves next week. I hit a record of 18 pancakes, and for once..they were nice! 😋
I want a necklace. I do not need the necklace, but this is the fourth day in a row I am thinking about it. I do not have a birthday coming up, and I need you lot to talk me out of it…please!!
No clue how this MASSIVE cat concertina’d himself into this basket, he must be a secret slinky. Brings a lot of joy to my house anyway. 🤍🖤
I don’t mean he has broken it in anger, he was trying to put a USB in the back.
🖤Impy🖤@infernal-imp.bsky.social · 2w agoBoy, can you tell it’s a full moon, it’s all-out war here. And Mr. Impy has broken the new TV by “barely touching it”. 😮💨
Boy, can you tell it’s a full moon, it’s all-out war here. And Mr. Impy has broken the new TV by “barely touching it”. 😮💨
And breathe… 😍 ( @anjaciske.bsky.social Please do not watch 💙)
I’m trying so hard with this 4yo, but he ignores me completely, and sits there making stupid grunting noises. I used to be good at kids. 😣
Hello my lovelies, please could I seek advice? I’m looking for a bank account that doesn’t charge for overseas transactions (thinking Monzo/Revolut/Starling etc.) Does anyone have experience with these banks?
Do not want to spend a 35c day in the City, but here we go. C’mon guys, let’s bed in and hope it’s the last blood-boiling day. It’s all good fun.😬
Going to see that long-arsed film today, I’m looking forward to it, but worried I might get bored. Plus, keeping Mr. Impy still and quiet for that long will be arduous! See you in about ten years!
Ted Lasso: 'That is a heck of a long time.'
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Andi Peters trying to be serious while interviewing a “real life mermaid” was quite entertaining. Not sure why he still looks exactly the same as his broom cupboard days though… (🧛♂️)
Have you seen that you can change your eye colour now*? I don’t like living in the future. 😵💫 *Possibly not a new thing, I am bad at keeping up with the wider world.
Four out of six arrangements done for today, the two left will be the longest. If there are any amateur deities out there that can turn my blood into wine, please sort your girl out.
Gabriela Dawson Sighs
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