🖤Impy🖤
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Minion of Hell. Fit for purpose, but a right pest. Politely declining your pink bits and politics; your core is a lot tastier.✨
Head massage at 2pm lads..very much needed.
Louise Belcher Stressed in Bob's Burgers
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Played “Remote Roulette” and have been given a film called ‘Life Like’. Fingers crossed..
I swear the headaches I get on hot/humid days are so bad, they must be punishments for former misdemeanours. Ouch 😣
Have to leave my darkened room because the boy wants to pokemon. Bugger.
Nathan Head Burning Vampire
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My cat just gifted me a live Elephant Hawk Moth caterpillar. I had no idea such a thing existed, and histrionics ensued. Me…who can deal with spiders, wasps, dentists, and the paranormal… lost it at a caterpillar.
The man leaves for a two-night work trip soon. No loud videos. No notifications. No trumpet-farts. Bliss.
Woman's Happy Sigh of Relief
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Today, I will be mostly “blue-arsed flying” around lots of places I have to go, but don’t want to. We get on with it, even though we don’t like it. Have a peaceful day, good people. 😘
To the lovely people with offspring at university…can you advise me on how much I will need to send to my spawn each month? Her maintenance loan doesn’t even cover her room rent, and she’s not entitled to anything else, so it’s all on us.
@terryleopard.bsky.social Started these tonight, hope I wake up with the talons of a she-wolf and a big bush!
Wonderful words from the Captain, but I’m not sure how to do YET ANOTHER DAY OF INCESSANT BRIGHT & HOT DAYLIGHT! I need dark, cold, gloomy rain, I am wired.
Rsl: Crying Eye with a Tear
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Lux Silverbeard🩶🌈🏳️⚧️@luxxsilverbeard.bsky.social · 2w agoIt becomes a beautiful morning when you decide it's beautiful. Yes, sunshine is beautiful, and it feeds life. When was the last time you just sat there, breath, and felt sunshine warm your skin? Wishing YOU living kindness.
Yesterday Impy woke up in a bad mood, and made a rash 5.5” decision at the hairdressers. I am so full of regret!
Lynn Yaeger: TOO SHORT!
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Christ. He’s moved things and managed to fit even more antiques in there! How? 😩 Nothing matches and there’s something in/on almost every centimetre… I can’t cope.
Going Insane Going Feral
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🖤Impy🖤@infernal-imp.bsky.social · 2w agoMy husband does not “do modern”, so getting a new telly today was stressful stuff.. SO much ranting about needing apps, having to have accounts, etc etc..
My husband does not “do modern”, so getting a new telly today was stressful stuff.. SO much ranting about needing apps, having to have accounts, etc etc..
Ekoh Heavy
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You don’t find peace. You choose it. By what you ignore, by what you release, By what you stop giving energy to. That’s the shift. Bruce Lee.
Been for a blood test - she said she noticed I was due my blood sugar one so we might as well do it… It is not the time, the sugar monster has been in charge for about six weeks and I’m not gonna get away with it again. 😩
Sad Eating Cake
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORKY! 🎈🕺🏻 Have the best day in a beautiful place. We all love you man. 🥰🤗🥳xxx
Happy Birthday! Energetic Dance Celebration
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Also got one of those ‘Zen Feet’ things. It feels bizarre, almost unbearable but also nice..
I am so agitated. There is no reason. Had my sulky face on all day.😤
When you’re eagerly awaiting the next season of a TV programme - which of course the Americans get first - and there are unavoidable spoilers EVERYWHERE. Sigh. 😞