I want to see y'all dating profiles. Like screenshot me your dating bio so I can tell you if the problem is you or the people trying to match with you.

Oh shit, I'm a college student, let me see what this talking about

Anna Stesia@onlychyld.blacksky.app · 18h ago

Parents of college students, don’t forget to utilize the college discount for Sunday Ticket. It brings the price down SIGNIFICANTLY.

They changed Ashley's hair thinking that would make us like her more. It's not working

Never forget that the first mother daughter news anchor duo were beautiful Black women from Detroit That went on air with fabulous pressing curls. Because did you expect Detroit to not?

I took my meds and I ate breakfast. And I'm actually feeling okay? Don't tell me this shit actually works.

The fact that Vado is still alive after doing that is crazy

The way I can't wait to do Madea's family reunion. Fuck that million, I get to be Lynn Whitfield. 😂😂😂

AmeriKraut@inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 20h ago

Deal or No Deal: Act out one scene from a Tyler Perry film, verbatim, for $50,000, or come in with the lyrics on time singing Papa Was a Rollin' Stone for $1,000,000. Choose. #krautpoll 1️⃣ Tyler Perry scene for $50,000. 2️⃣ Papa Was a Rollin' Stone for $1,000,000. 3️⃣ No deal on either 📊 Show results

Her and Chuck E. Cheese are hilarious 😂😂 neither one of them are playing with each other lol.

Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄@taastee.blacksky.app · 20h ago

Do you follow Big Muffy Muff on TikTok? 😂because she’s the same exact way with her son😭🤣

I wanna go see Stevie Wonder. I do not have see Stevie Wonder money. 😂😂 We can't see ALL our legends live.

They making me write my own blurb for the newsletter for my promotion. This shit ghetto.

My cousin's girlfriend cooked yesterday for the family function. None of his girlfriends can cook and it's actually starting to make me mad. They are so beautiful. And they seem so confident in their dishes. The food never matches

I bought a monk fruit sweetener. It's the Splenda brand kind. I don't know if it's just the brand or if I'm just a sugar girl because I can definitely taste this shit and it tastes terrible LOL. I'm not putting this in my coffee

Good morning you beautiful, handsome and intelligent people in my phone. It's such a wonderous day! I hope your day started out as great as mine 😁

My cousin throws cabarets. But he does them in seasons. The problem with that is every cousin in the family, aka the great eight gets a birthday party cabaret except me because he only throws them between October and May. Iont like that

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There's this very handsome man that moved into my building recently. Every time I see him he is with a different woman LOL. I mean he don't discriminate LOL. He's always appearing to drop them off because he never comes back with them LOL. I just see them in the morning.

Oh we are so back in the gold. Cuz the girls are ready!

Scott Bregman@sbregman87.bsky.social · 2d ago

IT’S ALL HAPPENING! 🚨

For everybody that does it, did you do your meal planning for the week? If so, you want to share what's on your menu? I'm halfway finished with my shopping, going to do my cooking and assembling tonight.

A bald man from Philly with a struggle beard. My God today on the second Sunday.

Go Birds!💚🦅@okoyessmile.bsky.social · 2d ago

#Philly Anybody know this messy man who took someone on a date at the Art Museum, using the wedding decorations from the wife he ain’t even divorce yet? #Messy #RockySteps

Good morning to the UAW and the unions alone.

But honestly if my husband was that fucking handsome and that fucking paid? I'm having all of the babies the doctor say I can have LOL. I love kids. I'm just smart enough to know that I can only afford one.

A nigga coming to me with semen that works? You might as well say I'm a ugly, stupid fat bitch that you hate. Because it's the same thing.

We love a nigga dropping off a boneless nut. Love it.

JP@bacongawd.blacksky.app · 3d ago

Two was enough for me....

He had enough pocket awareness to avoid getting that white woman pregnant

MonsterKing@cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3d ago

You probably could confuse the hell out of Russell Wilson with a condom. Like showing a caveman a iPhone.

And I mean look at how the folks came out! It's a good day to be Black in the suburbs.

My Daddy having a fish fry for his birthday. We are having a fucking blast LOL. Daiquiris that are just frozen blended strawberries and Bacardi dark, hot catfish out the grease with baked spaghetti. Fried corn. Garlic bread. Me and my brother are behind the garage smoking a wood. A great day!

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My preteen thinks that I am stupid. My preteen doesn't understand that I? Have LIVED. Extensively. So there's not much your young mind can do that I'm not up on.

Stanley from The Office owns the HoneyBaked Ham store in Sherman Oaks, California. I actually love that.

I should do diet loaded potatoes tonight. 🤔