I really wish they would have Kyla Pratt do a movie
Virgo's Constant Groove
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I only talk to Black people. Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress. $CeeNCrumpets
Watching the original Dr. Doolittle with my kiddo. This shit was HILARIOUS 🤣
About to go smoke this scotch and soda while drinking a lime margarita.
Anyway, the dispensary got buy one get one free eighths today so let me know if y'all need something
My lil brothers. Like being a twin isn't enough?!??
Princess@themultiplemom.bsky.social · 6h agoPeople be left-handed for attention.
If you see me using some hair products that came out of the beauty supply store that got the shit taped up to where you can't open it without scissors? Trust me it was a last resort.
It's so much going on here and I thank God for deliverance from it all 😂🤣
kai@korokai.bsky.social · 3d ago
Aye I forgot how much of a jam boy you knocked me out was!!
Okay so if you take Amtrak you kind of know that website is always like that LOL. This is nothing new for them
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · yesterdayFox News reported that Amtrak is seeing a surge in demand tied to a nationwide FAA ground stop. Amtrak has confirmed its website and app are showing error messages, and its customer service lines are overloaded.
If every place you've ever lived, you've had neighbors complain about you.... EVERY place?!?!?!????????!!!!?????
On average, how much PER MILE do you tip delivery drivers?
This has been the longest week of Jensen Huang's publicist LIFE. 😂
So two flights have been allowed to depart from LAX. Where to you ask? China.
I mean they showing the throwback Destiny's Child Usher videos! You had to be there!
Meanwhile I'm watching videos and Brian McKnight's on the down low just came on and xite be having them good throwback videos cuz this was my jam when I was eight. I'm ordering Chinese food because Detroit Black mother on a Friday night. It feels good tonight.
Currently making my child Go through the pantry and the refrigerator, take inventory of everything in it and write down the expiration date.
I got my promotion and suddenly I became the nigga with money and I didn't even know I was in the running
NWM is so crazy cuz this shit is so accurate.
He like to call me glasses when we get this nasty.
I've been on two dates today and it's just 3:00 and I've been working. 🌚🤣
Y'all are really too deep into whatever to show your tithing record on the internet lol.
A lot of these single fathers are great catches because they need mothers in the fucking home, and it don't matter how old them kids are.
Highly unlikely. So now, the world is looking at her because we saw what the other Resentment Rich bitches did.
Xavier D’Leau@xavierdleau.com · yesterdayim sorry. does jensen's wife not have a prenup??