Little did you all know that I am not a body infested with microplastics. I am microplastics piloting this flesh mech like I'm playing qwop.

(To the melody of my little pony) "My micro plastics, my micro plastics~"

Tried really really really hard to match that style. It's within the realm but not quite there lol.

I sketched Asterisk as a reploid from megaman zero.

I don't get why anyone would trust any of their IPs to any of the big companies at this point. Just about every time, any show or game gets fucked entirely. I care way too much about my own world and characters to sell them off, no matter how much would be offered. Feels like selling your soul.

"Washing hands on the hardest difficulty" I state, plunging my hands into the molten rock. "Tubular, this surely will increase my gamer score". the xbox 360 achievement noise reverberates in my ears.

Parents in the ace attourney series will go out of their way to name their 2 second old infants "Myurder Chomitter" or "Hommy Syde".

Sometimes a bitch just wants to bite down into a leaf as she passes by a low branched tree over the sidewalk. Sometimes I'm bitch.

Vaba

Every time I doodle my characters I feel them clawing from the inside of the skull whispering at me like the green goblin trying to get me to make more of my comic instead of focusing on the 200 other extremely important things going on rn.

I dislike being made of flesh it's gross and smelly.

Yuri in the night Lesbians will haunt the streets The moon commands it

Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmrowmeowmrowmeowmrowmeoemeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow. Meow.

Eldritch horrors come to earth expecting to give power in echange for breaking people's minds. But the first motherfucker they grab is already so completely mind shattered by modern life that she can just like, casually flip through the tome of mental anihilation. "I worked in retail." "W H A T ?"

Did you know, Yeahg

"Hey can I be frank with you?" "No. But you can be with everyone else." (Everyone in known universe's name is now frank including that person, except for me.)

I want to consume the sun.

Been unwell, made a thing to help process.

I don't want to be made of flesh it's yucky.

This post is now a dumping ground, gush about your OCs I demand it.

Finished playing morrowind. One of the best games I've ever played. The culture of the world is so deep, vast, and cleverly contradictory to itself in places. The writing is phenomenal and I cannot overstate how this game can pull you in. Going to be obsessing over this for a long while.

Ritualistically eating raw avocados so the california valley girl in my DNA doesn't escape.

Every time I see an ad my incurable status condition called "Temptation to draw dicks on the houses of the wealthy" gains another stack. The counter capped at 999 but I can feel it still going.

Yeahhhh sorryyy I got hungry and ate the coconut jpeg in your robot friend's code and I think that might have been their soul. They're broken now sorryyy.

This is the best thing I've enchanted in my entire life.

Ai is trash and has done nothing but farther damage/exploit the gullible.

Old drawing, big fish.

"Cave Johnson here, to the shmucks in r&d responsible for making something called 'liquid gay' and distributing the syringes as ammo for the - still ongoing - mantis man problem, I'm giving you a raise. Also you're fired."