Ritualistically eating raw avocados so the california valley girl in my DNA doesn't escape.
Nsane99
@nsane99.bsky.social
Artist nerd, she/her trans. Commissions: Currently closed #art #furry
Every time I see an ad my incurable status condition called "Temptation to draw dicks on the houses of the wealthy" gains another stack. The counter capped at 999 but I can feel it still going.
Yeahhhh sorryyy I got hungry and ate the coconut jpeg in your robot friend's code and I think that might have been their soul. They're broken now sorryyy.
Ai is trash and has done nothing but farther damage/exploit the gullible.
"Cave Johnson here, to the shmucks in r&d responsible for making something called 'liquid gay' and distributing the syringes as ammo for the - still ongoing - mantis man problem, I'm giving you a raise. Also you're fired."
Chocolate and the chemical flavors of caffine drinks are health and mana potions for trans people.
In a hunter x vampire relationship would it technically count as brat behavior if the hunter rubbed garlic powder on her own neck prior to the encounter?
"You should let me into your home" I state, daintily holding a raw onion in my hand like a late aged problematic woman holds a glass of wine.
Caffination caffination caffination caffination I ate your walls I ate the copper pipes in them be one with nature idiot your walls are gone give me another energy drink :3
I am the most powerful woman on earth dot Com ypu can trust me with more caffine I will not eat your house's support beams I promise.
I woke up without bones. Not my bones I took them from someone else, but they're gone now who took my bones.
At work. I should be allowed to turn off the lights in the break room and slink around under the tables like a goblin. They tell me my break is over, I hiss and dissapear back into the shadows.
Meow meow I feel like subtext - especially/specifically in media like shows and games - is a language that 80% of the internet does not speak. Which is dumb, so artists should make things that exclusively appeal to their own vision without compromise. Meow meow
"Guards! Release the snails!" *Four regular sized snails are wetly tossed out toward your general vicinity from a looming castle gate.*
Been needing to like, actually announce it for a bit, but commissions are going to be closed indefinitely. Mental health/tax reasons.
Gonna eat drywall. They can't keep the forbidden granola from me. Delicious structural treat.
