Joel

@joeledmiston.bsky.social

My stand-up album “I’m the Greatest” is available on all streaming platforms.

Thoughts on US Traitors: When a Survivor is not a Traitor, it makes the season totally juiceless. They have historically been the only entertaining and strategic Traitors. Horrible decision on production. Side note: Michael Rapaport seems like the most annoying man in the world. #TraitorsUS

“Here lies Joel. He shrunk himself super small so he could go swimming in the little pool of grease in the concave pepperoni on a slice of pizza. He did not wait for it to cool down, so all his skin fell off and he fuckin died.”

So let me get this straight… I’ve spent all this time worrying anxiously about career, money, relationship but all that doesn’t actually matter because I’m just gonna die in a flash because Donald Trump pushed over the CN Tower and crushed me like an ant?

#theTraitorsUS Spoilers. I think Rob killing Derrick would have worked as a 3D chess move if the majority of the faithfuls left were game player but who’s left is detective Tom Sandoval who so so much of a dumb ass that I don’t think he even understands the framing story.

My favourite Super Bowl halftime show is when Mark Zuckerberg performed stand up comedy while all these people were on stage with him, wishing him well.

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