T'Chelsea of the Fire Nation
@mschelseamaria.bsky.social
I'm corny and like it. Artist, blerd, gamer, writer, repressed. https://linktr.ee/Exchelsior
Joe's vocals really shaming Donell's. He a trooper for continuing this humiliation ritual for us
Watching the Joe vs Donell Jones Verzuz and Joe's vocals are clearly superior
Can't go out and mingle bc I gotta replenish my Etsy wares like a good little small business owner 🥲
Anyway, I got out there and got a few steps in before it got too hot
I get so tired of dog parents leaving poop strewn around. Y'all even get little poop baggies strategically placed to help you not leave poop around!! Imagine I let my toddler shit on the sidewalk AND LEFT IT when there's a free pull-up ten steps away. That's y'all.
Yup, just to make sure. The times I've used a word wrong haunt me, really can't live with myself
Cocoa Brown@seauxcocoa.blacksky.app · yesterdayYall dont be like "let me type this word in Google right quick"? No? Oh.
"And if I said you and Keda neck and neck for title of "My Biggest Opps" then what!?? Hm!?!"
Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 2d agoImagine your last text is the only thing written on your tombstone. What does it say?
Idk why now of all times I have the urge to queue up Fire Force, but so shall it be
I'm printing and cutting stuff today, so I have to listen to this machine scream and as always, it's horrific
Niggas got a right to be dissatisfied!
*Author's Note* I do not think ppl need to be 100% perfect and unproblematic. I personally am problematic. I like to have a little misandry as a treat and I believe in ******** *** who say "nigga". Ijs if you don't intend to change, stand in it or be quiet. No one is forcing you to self-identify bby
T'Chelsea of the Fire Nation@mschelseamaria.bsky.social · 2d agoYeah, 99% of the "preference" to not date a cis bi man as a hetero woman is biphobia. The only reason it's even a debate is bc some women say things like "calling us biphobic is misogyny, you're all male-centered boundary violators" . Very much reverse-homophobia vibes.
The bi men and not wanting to date them convo always gives me lotsa thoughts
Overdid it a tainch with the green tea, started shaking bc I was overly locked in and underly fed 🥴
Another unfortunate casualty of the illiteracy crisis
Pixie Thinks🧚🏽♀️@pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 2d agoThe art of exaggerating is dying 😭 everyone thinks you a liar or a fool when you are being hyperbolic!
Trying this banana milk from HEB and it's delicious jesus crice
Why are "inlaws" your family by marriage but "outlaws" are criminals on the run? 🤔
Hayden Panettiere being gone at 36 is throwing me for a loop. Like, how???
Scrub Daddies are NOT good like they used to be—wtf happened to my favorite sponge!
Example of things I post to my stories since I'm tryna get back in the habit of using 🤢 IG and 🤮 Facebook 🤧🤕
These are guys that missed the "you don't wanna be out here" sermon. So they're coming out believing that, haven't done the work yet to be better. But chasing that divorced man freedom/fun they just knew was coming... and turning into the Future meme
T'Chelsea of the Fire Nation@mschelseamaria.bsky.social · 5d agoAnd mind you, I don't think failed relationships mean you automatically are a horrible person! But so far I've heard several variations of "I was a good guy, she should've been grateful," come out of men's mouths who then displayed varying degrees of disdain for women. In a matter of hours.
Every time I see a modern, fabulously-dressed, superstar sex symbol being helped down the street while tottering around in dangerously high heels I think about Pre-modern, fabulously-dressed, superstar sex symbols being helped down the street while tottering around in dangerously high heels
SinnamonS@sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · last mo.Cardi B with a quick wardrobe change and on her way to Jean Paul Gaultier Couture
Everybody look at this Turkish comic about a little guy who loves his humongous wife
I'll never stop listening to wise older women
She also mentioned immediately finding out why their first marriage is now past-tense
T'Chelsea of the Fire Nation@mschelseamaria.bsky.social · last wk.I can't remember who, but somebody said you'd reach a point in your late 30s/early 40s where all the men you knew in college would be wrapping up their first marriage and would find a way to strike up a convo with you for the first time in ten years. A prophetess, truly
